SNOWS!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25844

snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow there's not much more to this post but snow snow snow snow snow snow snow.

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

I don't have any. Can I have some of yours?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:57

I want snow. Never sticks around here though because the Sea is so close.

We have cold though and fog!

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:59

Having the sea is much better than having snow. Although your pointless cold northern seasides are pretty pointless. And cold.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25844

We are near the sea and still have snows as there is a big hill in the way! Nirejhenge, I have pit some snows into a sandwich bag and then into an envelope. It's on its way!

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:11

YAY Snows for Mimi!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Pics or it didn't happen.

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:19

I don't want snow. It makes my job much harder. It's bad enough having to spent ten minutes scraping ice off the car every fucking morning.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:20

Only if it's the wrong type of snow, surely? </tired jokes home>

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MetalAngel wrote:

I don't want snow. It makes my job much harder. It's bad enough having to spent ten minutes scraping ice off the car every fucking morning.

That take about 3 minutes, youi limp writsted jessy. It's the waiting for 15 minutes for the windscreen to unfog thqat gets me.,

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:22

I included that in the 10 minutes, durrr.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:24

Mr Chris wrote:

MetalAngel wrote:

I don't want snow. It makes my job much harder. It's bad enough having to spent ten minutes scraping ice off the car every fucking morning.

That take about 3 minutes, youi limp writsted jessy. It's the waiting for 15 minutes for the windscreen to unfog thqat gets me.,

I have a heater in my van that starts on a timer about 20 minutes before I'm ready to leave.. Toasty van, de-misted and ice melted.. aahhh!

Plissken · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:27

Snows is great.

We only have lots of frost though. Boo-urns!

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Mr Chris wrote:

MetalAngel wrote:

I don't want snow. It makes my job much harder. It's bad enough having to spent ten minutes scraping ice off the car every fucking morning.

That take about 3 minutes, youi limp writsted jessy. It's the waiting for 15 minutes for the windscreen to unfog thqat gets me.,

You're all limp-wristed jessies! I just drive around with the car iced up and a foggy windscreen. Who needs to see to drive a car? And I'm yet to kill a single person who didn't have it coming.

Shin · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:43

Mummy has snow
Uncle has snow
Friends have snow
I have no snow

This is unjust and shit beause I love snow and wish to make a goddamn snow-pony!! >:|

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Shin wrote:

a goddamn snow-pony!! >:|

Is that some obscure sexual position?

Shin · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:52

*Looks on Google*

Nope, is a safe one-it is a band apparently though

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38584

ladies and gentlemen, here for your rocking pleasure it's...... SNOW PONY, with their massive no. 34 hit, "soft fluffy white love ball"

RAWK!

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:59

Shin wrote:

Mummy has snow

Hmmm,

No snow in Exeter or Plymouth...

Malc

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 13:12

I have clear blue skies.

Jon · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 225

It's just started snowing here!!!

But there's not enough cloud cover for it to last particularly long.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 13:52

Has it? You're around the west mids isn't you? Nowt here in Lichfield

myp · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 13:58

No snow here. Good job or I'd be in some ditch somewhere, no doubt.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 13:59

myoptika wrote:

No snow here. Good job or I'd be in some ditch somewhere, no doubt.

iT'S A BIT EARLY TO BE DRUNK, ISN'T IT?

Jon · **Joined:** 2nd Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 225

Dimrill wrote:

Has it? You're around the west mids isn't you? Nowt here in Lichfield

I'm in West Bromwich. Where it has since stopped snowing.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Zio wrote:

You're all limp-wristed jessies! I just drive around with the car iced up and a foggy windscreen. Who needs to see to drive a car? And I'm yet to kill a single person who didn't have it coming.

3.6/4 for my first helpless laughter of the week. Cheers!

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 18:14

Banana calibration error! Contact servicing agent for assistance. No user serviceable parts.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 18:18

900 Bananas for those who are worried.

MarzSyndrome · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 426

I have no clue if my area got snow today. Seeing as I slept through the whole day or whatnot.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

I had an icy walk home from the club tonight.

Not good.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:56

No snow... until I got to Sherwood Forest and it turned into a complete blizzard. It must've only snowed for about 20 minutes, but it's white everywhere now.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:04

View from my bedroom window, the peeps on the radio reckon it's gonna be bad here tomorrow.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:58

About 1" of SNOES here.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:01

No snow here. Clear skies and a sunny day.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Yay! Snow here too!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38584

stupid liverpool, never friggin snows here. 5 years and never more than a dusting. How I miss the green, green skies of home

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:09

It tends to snow around late March/early April here in the 'Ford.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:15

I'm punching the wall for lack of snow here.

Not much snow here either, chortle!

People feel ripped by £25 'Lapland' shennaigans.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7758112.stm

The most hilariously feeble thing since Terror Towers in Scarborough! (And if you never saw that, shame.)

Don't forget to look at the pics of this 'Winter Wonderland', which sort of looks like Funland in Father Ted.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:18

We prefer the Grundys' World of Christmas, natch.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:23

nervouspete wrote:

I'm punching the wall for lack of snow here.

Not much snow here either, chortle!

People feel ripped by £25 'Lapland' shennaigans.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7758112.stm

The most hilariously feeble thing since Terror Towers in Scarborough! (And if you never saw that, shame.)

Don't forget to look at the pics of this 'Winter Wonderland', which sort of looks like Funland in Father Ted.

In fairness, I can see their frustration.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38584

hmm, now it's hailing. that's better than nothing.

I just saw that lapland whatsit on BBC brekkie. I especially loved the cardboard nativity in the brown muddy field.very nice

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

nervouspete wrote:

I'm punching the wall for lack of snow here.

Not much snow here either, chortle!

People feel ripped by £25 'Lapland' shennaigans.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7758112.stm

The most hilariously feeble thing since Terror Towers in Scarborough! (And if you never saw that, shame.)

Don't forget to look at the pics of this 'Winter Wonderland', which sort of looks like Funland in Father Ted.

In fairness, I can see their frustration.

Me too, yes. The nativity scene was a large, badly painted billboard at the end of a field. The "stable" was a shed with a few bits of pine tree in it and a small stuffed toy reindeer.

It's hilarious that the chap thought this was a good idea. I love his defence:

Quote:

"We don't believe we ripped anyone off."

He blamed "a few groups of professional troublemakers" for the allegations over the attraction which opened on Friday.

"Like all people they like to get into queues and just generate a bit of aggravation. What is not here that we haven't advertised?"

NervousPete · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:34

MaliA wrote:

nervouspete wrote:

I'm punching the wall for lack of snow here.

Not much snow here either, chortle!

People feel ripped by £25 'Lapland' shennaigans.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7758112.stm

The most hilariously feeble thing since Terror Towers in Scarborough! (And if you never saw that, shame.)

Don't forget to look at the pics of this 'Winter Wonderland', which sort of looks like Funland in Father Ted.

In fairness, I can see their frustration.

Oops! Yeah, phrased that badly. I'd be jolly upset if I'd brought my family along. But me and my friend Dixon are tempted* to go just to point and laugh at the feebleness of the exhibits, not the visitors.

*Not really.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:36

Mr Chris wrote:

Me too, yes. The nativity scene was a large, badly painted billboard at the end of a field. The "stable" was a shed with a few bits of pine tree in it and a small stuffed toy reindeer.

Ask for your money back dude.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Thankfully I live a long way from Dorset.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:40

Mr Chris wrote:

Thankfully I live a long way from Dorset.

Fuck off, Dorset is lovely. These shysters should be shut down, however.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:41

There is a clump of grey slush on my patio. This is the extent of "snow".

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:43

No snow at home but a smear of slush in the works car park.

On a brighter note I did have a Chocolate Robin in my advent calendar today.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:44

Dimrill wrote:

There is a clump of grey slush on my patio. This is the extent of "snow".

That's proper Midlands snow that is. Be proud of it.

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:45

Question, at what point is it acceptable to get a tree?

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