A few years ago, when I was office based and working near the facilities management team, we a phenomenon in the 6th floor men's loo known as 'Tito.' Every day, in the first stall, there was always a large floater laid by someone at around 10am.
We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes.
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'Tito' was the acronym we used to refer to the Turd In Trap One.