asfish wrote:
For fans of the Inbetweeners, BBC2 have a new comedy called White Gold.
Its got "Jay and Simon" in it. They play double glazing salesman in the 1980's
Its funny in places, and worth a watch.
You can watch in weekly on BBC2 or pig out on all of it on IPlayer.
Not seen it, but it's a segue into ANECDOTE TIME.
I took a summer job with a friend selling double glazing. Was a nation-wide firm. They dazzled us on the first day with promises of Rolexes and speedboats if we met our targets (what every second-year university student dreams of). We were sat in a grotty basement underneath a shop in Sheffield city centre with a gaggle of other hopefuls.
On the first day me and my friend were taken out on the road by a cocky man in a short-sleeve shirt and tie. He came hooning up to us in a Peugeot 208. On the way to the part of town we'd be doing our round in, he laid down the rules of the game while passing a spliff around the car.
The rules were thus:
- There are a lot of old people round here. When you see them, tell them about a spate of burglaries and break-ins. Then offer to do them a favour to come round and check their windows are safe. Frighten the shit out of them, get them to sign-up for a fitter to come round and cost things up.
If you knock on a door and a Pakistani (in vulgar terms) family answer, then just move on, because they're all cheap and they'll try and bargain you down.
Then he parked up, whipped out some coke and offered it around the car.
We declined, walked around some housing estates until lunchtime and then fucked it off and went home. Never went back. Horrendous.