Kern wrote:
Kern wrote:
MOT day! What will it fail on this year?
"A brake pad is missing" .
An actual conversation I had with an ex's dad, many years ago.
Him: "I changed a spark plug today."
Me: "Wait, just one? Why?"
Him: "Well, only the one was missing."
I don't think he was joking. He might have been, but I don't think he was.