Cavey wrote:
but smothering bacon (and sausages FFS, with collateral damage to adjacent fried egg(s)) with... with...
maple syrup .... Now
that is truly unforgivable; I mean, there's only so much a guy can take.
Baking tray, foil, brown sugar, bacon, more brown sugar, drizzle with maple syrup, more foil, second baking tray, bake for 30 min until crispy, use to top burgers. Candied bacon. Fucking great.
Also if you object to maple being even adjacent to bacon then you're either not eating pancakes with maple syrup or you're not eating bacon with your pancakes, and either is demonstrably and objectively wrong.
My brunch from Sunday: