I did this thing four years ago, when I used to post at B3TA. I can assure everyone that it was remarkably funny in such a simpler age, honest. :
But anyway. Back when it was free, Fox News could be simply mesmerising. It's like a Dogme95 version of The Colbert Report. Sadly, Sky then added it to their News, Documentaries And Frothing Right-Wing Rhetoric Mix, and paying for it would be all kinds of wrong. If it's got to be rolling news, then it's News 24, though there's only so many times you can listen to the exact same stories.
But, who is the best? Fox News, or BBC News? There's only one way to find out -
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!(note: The above would work so much better if I could have found the clip mentioned in
this story, where John Gibson accuses the BBC of "a frothing-at-the-mouth anti-Americanism". By which he meant "not putting forward a heavily biased pro-Republican slant on a major news story".)