Be Excellent To Each Other

I was reading about this nob head on Eurogamer. Was going to post in a Dota thread until I realised I don't really know what Dota is, and that's not really the story. The story is, that this man is a spaffing cock of immense proportions.

Read his preening, garbled, teenage riposte to Valve for being sacked.

So, this is a thread for bell ends. Web-based, highstreet-based, office-based, anywhere-based.

Next time Martin Shkreli does something Shkrelish, it probably belongs in here.

Fuck me I actually tried to read all of that.

I didn't find the porn joke funny, it was inappropriate, he got sacked for it.

I thought "Internet revenge!!!11oneoneeleven" was quite 2004 really.

Wow, he diaped his pants pretty hard there, the big man baby.

Sometimes I wish I could fire gaming into the sun.

Not exactly making himself a glowing CV either. Silly sod.

I could barely read that terrible rant but I did click the YouTube link to see what he'd been up to. What a load of tedious garbage eSports is. Like normal Sports, really.

What about other sports?

Cis Sports.

It's in the game.

A Range Rover Sport?