markg wrote:
OTOH a heated toilet seat would be something I could get on board with.
Heh! We're seeing friends in the lakes this weekend; they are a quiet, lovely couple (i.e. not al all like me and Mrs C meh
) but bizarely and utterly incongruously, their downstairs loo has what I can only describe as a weird contraption of a toilet seat... apparently costing a fortune and bought on an Oriental business trip (under duress), this thing is always heated, has had to be plumbed in, has a control panel with at least 100-odd different settings/modes (I mean really, how much variety does one need when taking a shit?) and is capable of heating, cooling, massage, blowing air and water at various undercarriage bits etc.
I must confess that I actually liked the (default) heated seat, but didn't try any of the "modes", and certainly not the "Happy Lady(tm)" one (I shit you not) that they were giggling/blushing about. I mean
really, surely there's a time and a place for everything, that's taking multi tasking too far, right...?
Anyway, personally I love heated car seats; I don't like warm air blowing into my face in the car as it always dries my eyes out too much, and is especially hideous if wearing contact lenses. Heated seats and screen all the way.
Edit
This is the sort of thing, but I think theirs is more like a Chinese market only prototype that's much bulkier and less aesthetic...
http://www.duravit.co.uk/products/all_s ... 1#/welcome