Be Excellent To Each Other

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<northen accent>
GRIM...!
CRASTER!
GAYWOOD!
MALI!
MR CHRIS!
JAZZY!
ZIO!
CAVEY!
DAVPAZ!

Hur gurz? Yu desade!</northen>

...Whut?

I think he's trying to suggest a 'big brother' type contest - however given the names how can Jazzy not win ?

I can't wait to see Cavey drunk and in a hot tub.

In!

Wait, what?

In

Pretty much every Friday night mate

No-one has to be in, don't worry.

I suspect I know what this will be

Random bannings?

Yay! Can I have a guest appearance?

Epic

Also, I'm blond!

Literally as soon as I put them on the plot, most of the Beexers pulled out mobile phones. Realistic so far.

Zio (who's glasses have gone missing, I'll fix that shortly) is laughing evilly, because he's evil. Cavey doesn't seem to know where he is.

You clearly aren't.

Lol at Mr Chris.

Awesome!!

Everyone reaches for their mobile phone; I'm thinking where did I leave my pkt. of Werthers Originals. Yup, very true to life, amazeballs.

Let's take a look at the Beex Brother house.

As you can see, there's one toilet, two beds, and a bath. The TV on the wall is pretty swish, as are the two PCs in the study. Aside from a couple of tablets lying around, everything is as cheap as cheap can be. Mali, who is snobby, has already complained about the sofa. Doc sat down in front of a PC as soon as he walked in the door.

I didn't catch who it was, but Grim... got into an argument with someone straight away, and became ANGRY. He is trying to calm himself down in the mirror.

Ooh. I'm so pretty.

Irritatingly, that was as big as I could make your head.

Also, I forgot that Doccy G has a full-on beard now. I SHALL ADJUST.

This is what I pay my £2 a month for. Amazing!

I also took away his earrings. Ahem.

Excellent. Can't wait to read this every day!

I'm hot! I win.

Grim... and Jazzy have a chat. Cavey and Mali play games in the background.

DavPaz gets his cook on.

Deciding that things needed to be livened up, Jazzy mixes some drinks at the bar. [edit]WAIT A MINUTE IS THAT A THEME PARK IN THE BACKGROUND?

Seems legit.

Everybody eats DavPaz's scrambled eggs except for Grim..., who is happy with his drinks.

Craster just told Mali that he doesn't think he (Mali) will ever get a girlfriend.

The Doc has shotgunned a bed!

I've got the other one! In your face, housemates!

Cozy.

I turned on the UI capture to make sure you knew what it is he's doing that makes Craster feel "flirty". Look at his "hello ladies" face!

He's knackered (it's 6am and he's been up all night) but DavPaz has just gone out for a jog.

Classy.

Brilliant and amazing.

Clearly there are advantages to sleeping on a bench.

She likes him!

I sent Grim... and Craster exploring so I could find that dinosaur. It's not at the park, but they managed to find stuff to do.

Typical.

Um...

S'up, grrl?

There's clearly something about that bench.

A load of the Beexers arrived home from work at the same time, and promptly hit the sofas. [edit]It's hard to tell from the stills, but Craster has a really odd walk...

The food already cooked clearly wasn't good enough for the Doc.

D'oh!

Zio really needs the toilet.

Zio!

Zio just did a "your mum" joke on Grim... ("Your mum is a llama").

I think Craster is enthusing about women's basketball, but no-one is impressed.

Cavey is ripped! Check out those arms!

There's a river in the back garden. Zio gets his fish on.

Pretty sure Craster is the first Beexer to clean themselves.

Jazzy gets right into the bathroom before she notices Zio is having a bath.

That's a whole lotta pixels. Maybe Zio has a thing for white socks.

Doc breaks the sink and fucks off.

Grim... is playing The Sims in his underwear. Which is somewhat uncanny.

Is The Sims 4 good then? Any major improvements over The Sims 3?

Grim... is fixing the sink.

The woman that met DavPaz on a bench has come around to see him, but he's at work. She comes in anyway, and plays on the PC.

Grim... makes a salad (unlikely) and a mess (very likely).

Err'body reeks.

DavPaz is in the bath. Craster strolled in, flushed the bog, broke it, and walked out again. Look at his slippers!

The Doc got a promotion and they gave him a coffee machine! Jazzy is trying it out.

No-one has fixed the toiled, but DazPaz is desperate to go. Clearly a coffee will help this problem.

I should maybe get some more beds.

Neither Mali or DavPaz like the salad Grim... made.

DavPaz!

Poll added! I'll run it for an hour.

Did DigiDavPaz just soil himself?

Cavey fixes the bog while Jazzy watches.

Craster kicks them both out so he can have a bath. He doesn't get undressed first

The Beex Brother house is a wreck. Puddles of piss, broken toilets, dirty plates, coffee mugs and ruined Beexers are everywhere you look.

Cavey wants to throw away this trash, but the bin is full.

Mali is on a cleanup mission!

Both Grim... and Craster work nights, so things are going well for them. They're clean and rested, and they've got time for a chat before work.

One on Mali's workmates has come round, and started busting out some press-ups on the porch. Huh.

Hey, she's doing some cleaning. Nice!