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 Post subject: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 16:19 
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So... Did you all enjoy your free copy of the sun today then?
What utter tripe it was, there weren't even any boobs in it.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 16:41 
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I live in Merseyside. The odds of that paper hitting my doormat are about the same as Grim... touching Holly's Willaboobies.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 17:16 
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nope doesn't look like the essex royal mail delivered it either.

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 17:23 
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One through our letterbox that's gone straight in the bin.

Looked to be about 12 pages.

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 17:56 

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Mr Russell wrote:
One through our letterbox that's gone straight in the bin.

Looked to be about 12 pages.


No, no, no! Don't put it in the bin! How ungrateful! If you don't want it, why not send it back to them at FREEPOST, THE SUN, London E98 lAX?

I'm sure they'd be grateful! :)


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 18:01 
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Apparently it's missing the "Imprint" that all newspapers are required to have by law, and as such all 22 million copies of it are illegal and could in theory cause fines of £200 per copy (£4.4 billion in total, maths fans) to be levied against Rupert Twatting Murdoch.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 18:06 
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Well this looks entirely natural. I hope mine is on the mat when I get in as the excitement contained within this picture is bursting out and creating unbridled anticipation within me.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 19:21 
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GazChap wrote:
Apparently it's missing the "Imprint" that all newspapers are required to have by law, and as such all 22 million copies of it are illegal and could in theory cause fines of £200 per copy (£4.4 billion in total, maths fans) to be levied against Rupert Twatting Murdoch.


If that's true it is fucking hilarious.

Apparently there were 1000% more ads in the issue than normal. So it more than paid for itself several times over.

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
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What imprint is that then?


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 19:55 
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I don't appear to have a copy yet. No spoilers please.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 20:08 
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We didn't open the copy we received. It just seems like such an utter waste of paper. Mind you, we received the Yellow Pages today as well. It's about the size of one of those old people's catalogues with comfy shoes and special devices for catching spiders and doing your buttons up, but still such a waste of paper :(

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
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I put it on the pile of free papers we use to line the guinea pigs' cage with.

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:56 
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I received nothing. And was all the better for it.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:57 
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Isn't that lovely?

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We got nothing in Sunny Devon.

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
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I didn't get one either. It's a shame as I had nothing to put under my daughters high chair this morning to stop her food dropping on the floor.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
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I received nothing. And was all the better for it.

You scousers need to get over yourselves.

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:35 
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Nothing delivered to my house, although my wife may have sent to straight to the paper bin!


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 18:57 
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I put it on the pile of free papers we use to line the guinea pigs' cage with.
The weekly local rag, at this time of year, goes in the pile of bbq lighting media. I think I put the sun in the recycling without even thinking, though.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 20:20 
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Mine went straight to recycling too.
Oddly I see Milliband is being slated for posing for that picture by the Liverpool contingent, but Cameron and Clegg also did a version and that passed without comment.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 20:21 
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I think it's that Merseyside is staunchly labour, and they've always played up to being on their side. So he's basically suicided the party.

Edit: That is a total guess, if I'm remembering right, where I lived near Aigburth Park was Lib Dem for apparently historic reasons and totally fucking corrupt.

Also I'm tired, I'm drunk, and I moved away more than 4 years ago.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 20:29 
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Liverpool councils are very closely run between labour and libs


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 20:51 
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NOT ANY MORE!


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 22:08 
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Got a copy in the post, ripped out the voucher for some free Coke Zero, put remains in the household recycling bin.

Agree with Mimi, what a colossal waste of trees.

Absolutely sickened to see Miliband pose with The Sun like that, then immediately apologise in such a half-arsed and pathetic way. Really hope some Labour MPs are planning a leadership coup as we speak.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 22:10 
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Isn't that lovely?

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We got one today!

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
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I got mine today too. Straight under the high chair it went and is now covered in broccoli and pear.

I didn't even cut out the coke zero voucher as it tastes rank. (Coke zero, not the voucher)


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 22:49 
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I got two :(

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
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Mine went straight to recycling too.
Oddly I see Milliband is being slated for posing for that picture by the Liverpool contingent, but Cameron and Clegg also did a version and that passed without comment.


They all have to keep on the right side of the Sun as what ever the paper supports at a general election usually wins.


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 14:52 
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Are they for real then? I honestly thought they had been photoshopped.

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
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Got my copy today, full of SKY adverts, are they by some chance connected to the Sun?? :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 0:10 
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DavPaz wrote:
I live in Merseyside. The odds of that paper hitting my doormat are about the same as Grim... touching Holly's Willaboobies.

Again, you mean?

I'm nothing if not a dedicated stalker fan.

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 Post subject: Re: Super Soaraway Sun
PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 15:50 
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I didn't even cut out the coke zero voucher as it tastes rank. (Coke zero, not the voucher)

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Got ours last week with the council paper and it was a total waste of a tree, both went straight in the bin.

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