Be Excellent To Each Other

Oh right, you're on call or something?

No, I'm just going to work until midday, then turn up after 3pm all magnificent-like.

Neat. Bring ice!

Also, I'm not convinced doing one thing after another thing counts as multitasking.

I admit that my definition of multitasking is perhaps not very hardcore, but I shall be thinking of nothing at the barbecue all morning at work, so in a way it kind of is.

Also, I control the stock going into MsKov's store. I may 'accidentally' order a shedload of burgers, sausages, cheesy slices to all go out of date the day of the BBQ, to have to be sold at ridiculous markdown. (I won't do this really, in case I get grassed on by Kovacs (again), but I shall imagine it as part of my master plan).

Yay! But, er what happened to cause such a 180°? You've been so adamant that you weren't going.

She remembered that I'd be there.

Considering it's at your house I'm struggling to think of a reason why anyone would forget that in the first place.

An aneurysm, maybe.

I wasn't adamant I wasn't going, I just didn't think it wise if it was the week before the wedding, but it's not now. Plus, I'm only going to stay for a couple of hours, then retire early and leave Russell to enjoy himself.

I am just not very hardy, so long evenings outdoors take their toll on me, but as long as I get back to the hotel at a sensible time that shouldn't be a worry. I'll take my knitting and a book and get an early night.

Ace! You can take Captain Stinkpants back! About eight. I'll pick her up at breakfast.

Does Wendy know you call her that?

I would only get moaned at!!

You would get moaned at because someone organised for you to get stuff cheap? Or because you are an alleged snitch? Snitcher!

Doh!!

Despite COMPLETELY failing to preserve ESSENTIAL visual documents from last year beyond a couple of dozen photos, I feel I needs must attend this year. I'm still waiting on an executive decision but I've applied for leave and I'm hoping despite crippling rail fails to attend this year.

So, er, yeah!

Whoo!

Well I've arranged the weekend to be daughter free and booked the hotel so I'm a deffo.

Anyone want picking up on the way as I'll probably drive now? Coming from Warrington.

Come to mine on the way down. I'll drive the rest of the way so that it's not a mega-long drive for you.

I am coming Lancashire, I could do.

Bonus. Can we listen to Killer be Killed ALL THE WAY?

Also thanks.

I will let you negotiate the music with Ms Kov

Hey guys, it looks like I can go to this now!

Costs a fair whack to get there on public transport though, train £82, coach £64! Er, any chance of a sleepover again? If I set off early I should get there for a quarter to two.

You are very welcome to stay over.

Fuck public transport!

Get in The Egg Express. We'll sort out plans closer to the time but you can grab a lift with me, mo fo.

I am looking forward to this.

No dress this time

Please bring clothes. Please.

There was no dress.

(I was tempted to go to a re-enactment that day then show up in uniform reeking of sweat and powder, but decided against)

I've totally ordered a T-Shirt that says "Trousers" on it.

I can't get any trousers that say "T-Shirt" on as yet though.

Instead I may get a "Vagina" tattoo on my cock but;

1) No one will see it. Ever. and
2) Very difficult to find a tattoo artist that can work in Arial 2pt

I think I have some emails in my spam folder that were meant for you...

Don't want to scare Ms Kov

I thought I'd replied to this but apparently not. Anyway, WHOOP WHOOP! Awesome stuff, ta Egg!

Dear Christ, I hope the weather improves.

Visit the website and get assigned a food, people that haven't visited the website and been assigned a food!

Has it ever rained at a BeExBeQueue? I seem to remember we all stood under a gazebo one year but I may be getting confused with somewhere else.

Yeah, it rained two (three?) years ago...

You stood under a gazebo. Real men carried on cooking.

This is what happens when you move it away from its traditional weekend.

I'm already planning not to bring any ice, as it is bound to be raining and it will just melt anyway, I suggest everyone does the same.

o/

Nob

I'm not digging any trenches.

\o

Should be up for this, providing that Mr. Zio doesn't forget or decide that spending the day with his ex-girlfriend ( ) is a better option.

BURN

Whoo! Play the game!

O can't believe Myp beat me at that.

Play it again!

There's a way to get some bonus points which I don't think anyone has discovered yet.

Unless the secret is "Feed raw meat to a never ending craster stream" I didnt find it. Is guess it involves chucking salad or somethong.

(Can I actually neat myp if I play it again, doesn't it keep the hughest score?)

It does indeed keep your highest score, so if you score higher the second time you'll be winning. Obv.

Yeah, look at the leaderboard...