Is it Craster?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 15:27

I have solid science behind the source of the shape shifter known as Craster.

He is/was in fact Henry the 8th.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 15:39

Further evidence from the 80s

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Well this is a deeply disturbing thread.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 16:35

An interesting response. No denial, very noble of you YOUR HIGHNESS.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6614

I'm sure neither Henry VIII nor Craster would be so vulgar and gauche as to wear a suit with the breast pocket on the right. I CALL FAKE.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12339

Squirt wrote:

I'm sure neither Henry VIII nor Craster would be so vulgar and gauche as to wear a suit with the breast pocket on the right. I CALL FAKE.

The mobile phone pocket?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Towards the end of the article

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 16:59

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Towards the end of the article

Genuine Lol! :DD

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Most important: since he's lost weight, Craster no longer looks like the bloke in that painting by the dutch guy. Therefore it's important we fatten him up before we invent the time machine, or we'll create a devastating paradox.

As his weight loss has been achieved by running, I suggest a Tonya Harding manoeuvre.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Or a barbecue would probably do the trick.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 17:22

Cras wrote:

Or a barbecue would probably do the trick.

/bulk-buys cheese

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