Bits & Bobs 39

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

Curtains hemmed, sewing machines are more complex than they need to be.

I'll make somebody a lovely wife someday.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14419

Happy birthday Zardoz! Nice tits.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 18:23

Maybe he used to be your window cleaner.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 20:09

I popped along to the end of the Fortress Wales reenacting event today to hawk my wares. Armed with a big bundle of CDs packed with pictures I took I began attempting to part US Civil War dressed rubes discerning shoppers from their hard earned coin. Walked away with over £90! Though I suspect it could have been more if I'd built an 'Evans & Son' stand, wore a top-hat and repeatedly smacked the side of a demonstration framed print with a cane.

First time I'd ever really sold anything in photogging.

Though please don't ask how much I spent on train and bus tickets to get to the actual events I had to photograph to make this body of work. I want to just pretend I made a profit, okay?

Next up the book at the Bath end of year bashl, for considerably more beans.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38668

Happy Zarday!

NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 20:15

Oh yeah, happy Bank Zarday!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

NervousPete wrote:

I popped along to the end of the Fortress Wales reenacting event today to hawk my wares. Armed with a big bundle of CDs packed with pictures I took I began attempting to part US Civil War dressed rubes discerning shoppers from their hard earned coin. Walked away with over £90! Though I suspect it could have been more if I'd built an 'Evans & Son' stand, wore a top-hat and repeatedly smacked the side of a demonstration framed print with a cane.

First time I'd ever really sold anything in photogging.

Though please don't ask how much I spent on train and bus tickets to get to the actual events I had to photograph to make this body of work. I want to just pretend I made a profit, okay?

Next up the book at the Bath end of year bashl, for considerably more beans.

You totally need the cane and hat.

And some of the more commercial photos pre-printed out on A4 and in some frames you can get cheap from ebay. Whack a £20 price on them and watch the money roll in.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 20:53

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

May all your lube be sand free for another year, Zardy-baby.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 21:40

Happy Birthday Zardoz!

Kern · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 21:40

NervousPete wrote:

I popped along to the end of the Fortress Wales reenacting event today to hawk my wares. Armed with a big bundle of CDs packed with pictures I took I began attempting to part US Civil War dressed rubes discerning shoppers from their hard earned coin. Walked away with over £90!

Fantastic!

You know that Confederate scrip is worthless, don't you?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 22:35

Grim... wrote:

Grim....
Driving a tractor to the steam rally.
Yesterday.

Hey hey! Nice tractor. Like the one on Wartime Farm, is it?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 22:36

Happy Zed Day, one and all.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 22:45

Kern wrote:

NervousPete wrote:

I popped along to the end of the Fortress Wales reenacting event today to hawk my wares. Armed with a big bundle of CDs packed with pictures I took I began attempting to part US Civil War dressed rubes discerning shoppers from their hard earned coin. Walked away with over £90!

Fantastic!

You know that Confederate scrip is worthless, don't you?

Genuine lol!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Walking home from Curio's house, and I may have fallen in a brook. This is London, why is there a fucking brook?

nickachu · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 2:47

Totally hand fed some wild parrots yesterday.

Magnetic island is lovely.

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Grim... · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 7:29

kalmar wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Grim....
Driving a tractor to the steam rally.
Yesterday.

Hey hey! Nice tractor. Like the one on Wartime Farm, is it?

Yes, but it shouldn't be - Wartime Farm should have used an earlier one, not one made in 1948.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 7:36

Cras wrote:

Walking home from Curio's house, and I may have fallen in a brook. This is London, why is there a fucking brook?

Is it Kelly Brook?

If not, why not?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:18

I really need to learn not to drink on a school night.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 8:50

Curiosity wrote:

I really need to learn not to drink on a school night.

Yes, this.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

And thrice this.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 9:02

Got into work this morning and there was a card on my desk from the lass on the graduate program thanking me for all my help. Which was nice.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 10:12

That's nice of her Malia. It's nice to be recognised when you've done something for people.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 10:13

What a corking weekend!!

Saturday..

Made Crasters Pulled pork!
Fixed two BMXs, WTF are there two different peddle thread sizes.
Ate Pulled pork,
Sent kids to nans house.
Went to see a local band.

Sunday,
recovered...
Fetched kids
Did gardening.
Had BBQ.

Monday.
Went on a picnic
then had another BBQ at a mates
Few beers.

Why can't all weekends be 3 days.

Happy Z day

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

Got into work this morning and there was a card on my desk from the lass on the graduate program thanking me for all my help. Which was nice.

MaliA, yesterday.

[edit: Actually, if you squint......]

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 10:28

Cras wrote:

Walking home from Curio's house, and I may have fallen in a brook. This is London, why is there a fucking brook?

Worst middle class rapper, ever.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 10:33

Oh, before I forget. After the "OK, I'll come and pick you up seeing as your bike is broken, just walk the four miles to the tea shop and I'll see you there" event, Sundays fun was packing the car up. MrsA had opened the car up and was putting the suitcase into the boot and I'd bought the bike around and loaded it in. mrsA had returned to the house, so, not having the keys, I shut the boot and went to ask her where the keys were. The keys, as it turns out were not in the car, nor were they outside the car. She had hung them from the little rubber stopper that the boot sits against. The boot that was now closed. I wasn't very happy, and it took me twenty five minutes to break into the car, reach over a bike and remove the rear light cluster and then prise the boot lid out a fraction of an inch and unhook the keys. and replace everything. She's an idiot.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 11:01

I loved her argument with Siri.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 11:05

Curiosity wrote:

I loved her argument with Siri.

It started off quietly, I could hear was sotte voce invectives which preluded a crescendo of abuse and then the dry answer "I'm sorry, I did not understand that".

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 11:38

I've just been appointed a representative for the staff council here... That should eat up some time from my day.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 11:41

TheVision wrote:

That's nice of her Malia. It's nice to be recognised when you've done something for people.

it was.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FULLY-WORKSHO ... 5af0e18fc3

This is a perfectly reasonable thing to buy when you have no space in the flat and wedding bills to pay, isn't it?

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 11:56

Perfectly reasonable. I would be asking questions if you hadn't considered it yet?

Are you already married? If not, how ace would it be to have that at the reception!

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Mimi wrote:

Talking of happy shopping: first reserved new 23l microwave/grill/oven half price (£100) at Argos. Manager told me today of the Argos clearance centre near where we live and found the same item (but the 28l version) for £60. Bargain.

Then went to TKMaxx and spent about £123. The man lent over the till and whispered that he'd put on a friends & family discount so 20% had been taken off the bill, taking it to £98.30. I thought it was a bit weird and mumbled gratitude wondering if I was being wound up or conned, but no, receipt shows all legit plus 20% discount. Googled in case it was some kind of weird scheme, but nope. Also, the other customers weren't getting it, so I've no idea what that was about, other than being declared the sales nan's 'new friend!'

Felt a bit strange. Maybe it's the sun making people do weird things!

He fancied you, obv.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

TheVision wrote:

Perfectly reasonable. I would be asking questions if you hadn't considered it yet?

Are you already married? If not, how ace would it be to have that at the reception!

Heh, Maybe I can get away with buying it, using it for the reception on the promise that I'll sell it afterwards and get the cash back!

Interestingly, going around wedding fairs, there are companies that are charging £500-ish for a games setup for your wedding reception. Which basically amounts to a TV on a stand with an Xbox and Rock Band setup...

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mimi wrote:

Then went to TKMaxx and spent about £123. The man lent over the till and whispered that he'd put on a friends & family discount so 20% had been taken off the bill, taking it to £98.30. I thought it was a bit weird and mumbled gratitude wondering if I was being wound up or conned, but no, receipt shows all legit plus 20% discount. Googled in case it was some kind of weird scheme, but nope. Also, the other customers wer

He either thought you looked like a mystery shopper or wanted you to be his special friend. Take your pick.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14419

Is London sponsored by headphones today? Is this the new way to avoid being polite when you body-check someone to the ground.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Saturnalian wrote:

Is London sponsored by headphones today? Is the new way to avoid being polite when you bodycheck someone to the ground.

No, that's the old way. The new way is to wear a bag on your head with a picture on the front of Scoby-Doo having a fist fight with the ghost of Patrick Moore. It has not met with widespread adoption.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Bamba wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

Is London sponsored by headphones today? Is the new way to avoid being polite when you bodycheck someone to the ground.

No, that's the old way. The new way is to wear a bag on your head with a picture on the front of Scoby-Doo having a fist fight with the ghost of Patrick Moore. It has not met with widespread adoption.

But where does one purchase such a bag?

Don't talk to me about London; two feckin hours to get from Balham to Chigwell in the Nemo last week, all the while trying to avoid motor cyclists and scooter riders coming at me on the wrong side of the road and pedal cyclists risking life and limb weaving in and out of the traffic. The only saving grace is that a lot of the female cyclists have a penchant for Lycra ^TM leggings and thighs between which one could crack almonds.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 14:05

Warhead wrote:

Bamba wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

Is London sponsored by headphones today? Is the new way to avoid being polite when you bodycheck someone to the ground.

No, that's the old way. The new way is to wear a bag on your head with a picture on the front of Scoby-Doo having a fist fight with the ghost of Patrick Moore. It has not met with widespread adoption.

But where does one purchase such a bag?

Don't talk to me about London; two feckin hours to get from Balham to Chigwell in the Nemo last week

Did it take a long time to find it?

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 14:07

Warhead wrote:

The only saving grace is that a lot of the female cyclists have a penchant for Lycra ^TM leggings and thighs between which one could crack almonds.

OMG #EVERYDAYSEXISM

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14419

I'll say this about the sexy ladies of London in their summer dresses: Get out my facking way.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Then get in my way.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Question

Have I given up on the future of the human race to sufficient extent that I can watch The Apprentice this season without it being of further detriment to my already highly negative outlook?

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

I would advice against it.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

Depends entirely on the hotty to grotty ratio.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26110

Warhead wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Talking of happy shopping: first reserved new 23l microwave/grill/oven half price (£100) at Argos. Manager told me today of the Argos clearance centre near where we live and found the same item (but the 28l version) for £60. Bargain.

Then went to TKMaxx and spent about £123. The man lent over the till and whispered that he'd put on a friends & family discount so 20% had been taken off the bill, taking it to £98.30. I thought it was a bit weird and mumbled gratitude wondering if I was being wound up or conned, but no, receipt shows all legit plus 20% discount. Googled in case it was some kind of weird scheme, but nope. Also, the other customers weren't getting it, so I've no idea what that was about, other than being declared the sales nan's 'new friend!'

Felt a bit strange. Maybe it's the sun making people do weird things!

He fancied you, obv.

No, I was with Russell.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Question

Have I given up on the future of the human race to sufficient extent that I can watch The Apprentice this season without it being of further detriment to my already highly negative outlook?

Well if you are a fan of Five Star, you'll be pleased to know that Steadman is taking part:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26110

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Then went to TKMaxx and spent about £123. The man lent over the till and whispered that he'd put on a friends & family discount so 20% had been taken off the bill, taking it to £98.30. I thought it was a bit weird and mumbled gratitude wondering if I was being wound up or conned, but no, receipt shows all legit plus 20% discount. Googled in case it was some kind of weird scheme, but nope. Also, the other customers wer

He either thought you looked like a mystery shopper or wanted you to be his special friend. Take your pick.

Surely that would be an awful thing to do with a mystery shopper as they'd just tell the shop that the staff member was abusing the discount scheme.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mimi wrote:

Surely that would be an awful thing to do with a mystery shopper as they'd just tell the shop that the staff member was abusing the discount scheme.

Having done mystery shopping, the answer is probably not. You usually just get a questionnaire and a spending limit. Quite often you may end up going above your limit (as you're being subsidised by the mystery shopping company) so you might welcome an extra discount.

Just a theory. I also have a theory that our mods are controlled by mind eating aliens but I'll save that for another day.

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