Bad Album Covers

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:41

I think I like that one.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Dimrill wrote:

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It's a bit of a weird attempt at faking mid-90s Dave McKean.

The album has moments of real excellence, though. If you've got a problem, yo, he'll Dolve it.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6613

It took me a while to realise Demis is sitting on a chair there, and isn't just really, really oddly proportioned.

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:55

Is Demis Roussos, Kevin Smith's dad?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

My chemistry teacher looked like Demis.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 01, 2013 19:22

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 01, 2013 19:23

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Mar 05, 2013 17:51

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Mar 05, 2013 18:16

Eric Clapton wrote:

Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 05, 2013 18:20

Dimrill wrote:

Quite like that. Well, it's not horrendous.

The name conjures up all sorts of wrong 2000ad brain pictures.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

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Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:38

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:51

Ancient Dome? I think I've nailed that. Also, terrible cover.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:35

Dimrill wrote:

Not so much "Hunting" more "Just Noticing"

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

She's hunting him.

Also: i thought it was 'ancient demo'.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 07, 2013 22:09

Now that's a fucking shocker.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:33

I actually really like this one. Old man in a shrub aw yea

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:47

MarkG: Shrub Rocketeer

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Mar 27, 2013 18:16

Someone get Photoshop filters away from this man!

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Mar 27, 2013 18:19

"Bkelts"

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Mar 27, 2013 18:23

Close, Skelt's. No idea what the apostrophe's for. They're Belgian. Mm.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

The band belongs to Skelt

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:41

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

That's great. It's clear they know it's a bit crap, and that's why they've done it. Good for them.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:21

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

"What's that Smell?"

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:24

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:48

Winter Arctic...

Beautiful

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Apr 28, 2013 23:37

My fingers... are candles. Yeah. Deep.

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:07

"and I, I, I... I can't find my baby"

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:56

Probably the stupidest, most belmingly idiotic band name I've ever seen.

RBR2 · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2013 7:45

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Because the torus is a stock primitive that needs no skill to include.

(does that sentence make any sense?)

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2013 10:41

He'll look beautiful when he peels his mask off.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2013 19:50

Dimrill wrote:

My fingers... are candles. Yeah. Deep.

Schumacher went goth when he left Mercedes.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Dimrill wrote:

I actually really like this one. Old man in a shrub aw yea

Old man in a shrub
Laaaa la la la la
There's an old man in a shrub
Laaaaa la la la la la
Old man in a shrub
Laaaaa la la la la la
He looks like the sugar in a plumb.

YOG · **Posted:** Wed Jun 12, 2013 13:16

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:21

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12339

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:10

Just for the band name. I bet they're not that bad.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Jun 29, 2013 10:01

mrak wrote:

Found this monstrosity on a blouuggghhhhg "about" 90s indie obscuria.

I had NO IDEA there's an Auton-replicant effect in Photoshop. Also: RAYTRACED DONUTS FOR SOME REASON.

I own this album. Some of it is very good.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jun 29, 2013 20:13

RBR2 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 29, 2013 20:41

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

mrak wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

I own this album. Some of it is very good.

Might have to ("purchase a pre-owned copy from Amazon Marketplace"-Ed) then.

Also: I was recently thinking about artists who prominently display the instrument with which they are associated on their album art. Think Dire Straits, Eric Claptons, Chris Reas. They're all awesome guitar-playing men! But I chose to write a blogposthing about Joe Satriani and his guitar-based album sleeves. BLOGPIMPING ENDS.

Really enjoyed that post. Very amusing.

That Professor whatsit is the worst album title ever.

RBR2 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:46

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jul 01, 2013 15:22

Erm.. NSFW.

RBR2 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 01, 2013 18:22

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