Be Excellent To Each Other

The first two posts can't be counted as spam as I was merely joining in a conversation with Throughsilver. Besides, Grim... Banned me till 4pm so I've done my time and I've come out the other end a changed man.

Post them here chap, if you would

I've got out of bed on the wrong side and "fucking bad mood" does not even begin to describe it.

Have a herbal tea. It helps with mood swings

I don't think that will help.

Maybe a hot water bottle on your tummy?

I'm going to go down to IT. That always make me feel better.

Laughing at those less fortunate? Fair enough.

I wish to discuss THAC0. To be honest, the reason I'm so grumpy is so incredibly trivial and in the past it is ludicrous to make me so cross.

Just seen a poster for a forthcoming production of Bizet's 'Carmen'. The only performer listed is ' a majestic Andalucian stallion'. But in what role?

You should at least refer to your fiancée as 'her', not 'it'.

THAC0 was aces. Bah, I say bah to D20.

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Aw, man.

On to second tin of coke.

I've just remembered that Alan Carr stuck a vibrator into Jamie Olivers mouth on his chat show.

He took it well.

And Taylor Swift was lovely.

Typing crap out on a phone is time consuming and irritating the first time around. Can't be bothered doing it again. Never mind.

These two?

"What's a verb?"

Arts degrees. useful. Jesus fucking Christ.

C'mon man. Did you learn about verbs at uni?

I learned verbs in grade school. They're now trying to teach them to us again. What's depressing is that some people in my class seem to need it.

Must you always tar us Batchelors of Art with the same brush?

Look at the bigger picture before drawing your conclusions.

I don't know what a verb is, I think it's the describing word, or is that the noun?

Verb is doing. Adjective is describing, Noun is thing/place/person.

Thank you, but I won't remember it. My English knowledge stems from being on forums with grammer Nazis and people knowing to correct me if I spelt something wrong. Doing higher education helped too.

I've never needed to know the verb/noun/adjective stuff, so haven't learned it.

Don't start work til 6pm tomorrow evening. I'm so gonna go see some koalas during the day.

Okay. What should I do in the meantime?

Masterbate

Grammar.

Sentence fragment!

Sam keeps playing that 'I think you're freaky' song and now I can't get it out of my head.

Boy, you're loving is all I think about.

Every time I make a proper coffee "Americanos" by Holly Johnson pops into my head, specifically the bit about blue jeans and chinos. This is your fault for singing it in Wetherspoons. It's a wretched curse.

Hooray! A recruiter just phoned me. I must use the words BIG DATA a lot. This is important

It's all about Omni now. Say "Omnidata" a lot. They'll think you're ahead of the curve.

Happy Birthday, Slightly Green!

In the land of the free you can be what you wanna beeeeeee!

There's a simple way to remember, Jazzy:

A-well-a everybody's heard about the verb
V-v-v-verb, verb, verb, a do-ing word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, a verb is a word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well a verb is a word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well the verb is the word
A-well-a verb, verb, v-verb a do-ing word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well the verb is the word
A-well-a verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the verb?
Well, everybody knows that the verb's a doing word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the verb
V-v-v-verb, verb, verb, a do-ing word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, a verb is a word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well a verb is a word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well the verb is the word
A-well-a verb, verb, v-verb a do-ing word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a verb, verb, verb, well the verb is the word
A-well-a verb, verb, v-verb's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the verb?
Well, everybody knows that the verb's a doing word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Do-ing word

Dddddddooododddddddd... [retching noises]... aaah!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-
oo-not-a-noun-
oo-not-a-noun-

Nana-oo-not-a-noun, nana-oo-not-a-noun
Nana-oo-not-a-noun, nana-oo-not-a-noun
Oora-adjective

We're doing a big data cleanse exercise on our main CRM system over the coming weeks and for some reason it was decided it needed a name, like Project/Operation something, so I'm pleased that my suggestion of Operation Wolf has been adopted. Although it's perhaps not a good thing that this was the highlight of my day.

Yet my name of Project Banana always gets rejected..

Just as long as you make sure the next project is called Operation Thunderbolt.

Hmm. That was interesting. Job going. 4 days in Leeds and 1 in St Albans doing market research. Pay is better, too. I have an Excel test to do tonight and then we will see I guess.

Also: Had a look around a nice place to get married in. It is local, too. And reasonably priced. For varying values of reasonable. Would have to get outside caterers in, though. I'd much rather money went to educational providers than private firms, too. Bonus Wurlizer.

Make the St Albans day fit with the quiz.

Not a bad idea.

I utterly forgot about that game until this post.


I preferred the Vision's 'spam'.

Bird is a noun.

Just replying to a post from 2 hours ago, folks.

And when you fuck it up and get the sack, your boss says, "Sorry, but you are finished here."