Bits and Bobs 36

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

People have started putting fucking Christmas lights up in their fucking windows.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 22:48

We don't have a John Lewis in Oxford. Even the greatest city in the universe has one flaw. Well, two if you count the one-way system.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 22:48

That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12338

Grim... wrote:

That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.

Why?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 22:51

Grim... wrote:

That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.

I love that advert.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 22:53

Mr Russell wrote:

Grim... wrote:

That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.

Why?

Because I got confused about who died.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 22:54

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

That's not opinionated, that's a fact.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 22:58

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

That's not opinionated, that's a fact.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

That's not opinionated, that's a fact.

Good point, well made.

Did you order a job lot of Romney tat?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:01

In the interests of balance:

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:03

MaliA wrote:

I can read the constitution, therefore I'm a law student

FTFY

It's a hell of a lot of precedent, conventions, Acts, treaty obligations, and things we made up on the spot for the lolz, after all.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:04

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Did you order a job lot of Romney tat?

I have a 'McCain/Palin '08' bumper sticker FOR THE WIN.

Somewhere.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:06

Craster wrote:

I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.

Make it so.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:08

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.

Make it so.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:09

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

That's not opinionated, that's a fact.

Good point, well made.

Did you order a job lot of Romney tat?

It was half price in Pennsylvania Avenue's gift shop. "Get the lot", I said, "A week from now we can eBay it and make a fortune". Still, a better idea than forexing the Euro.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

@ Kern Mega heh.

Apropos nothing, I want to come up with an excuse for using the word bloviating more in conversation.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:11

I bloviated your mum. Twice.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kern wrote:

I bloviated your mum. Twice.

Discount!

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:16

(First time I've used GIMP and it shows... not that I can do this graphics stuff anyway)

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

POTW!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

One of these days you'll work out how to actually do that.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:20

Is the right way up this end.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Is the right way up this end.

As the actress-cum-dancer from the wrong side of the tracks said to the bishop.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:22

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Is the right way up this end.

As the actress-cum-dancer from the wrong side of the tracks said to the bishop.

Busy watching taylor swift atm. My future wife.

TK-421 · **Joined:** 27th Feb, 2009 **Posts:** 244

Zio wrote:

Well, I have sort of tried in the past, but such conversations never really seem to go anywhere. The gf thinks Zioette is a spoiled brat basically, who's occasionally deliberately rude to people. I don't think she's anything of the sort... she can be a bit of a handful sometimes as she's in to everything at the moment and can throw strops when she's particularly tired or placed in a situation where there's lots of people she doesn't know - but she's 3 1/2 years old.

But then I guess I'm gonna be defensive of her.

What pisses me off is that the gf has a 2 year old nephew, a 6 year old brother and a 7 year old sister, all of which are - in her eyes - perfect angels who can do no wrong. And her ex had a young niece she loved too. She just doesn't seem to have much time for my little girl.

Anyway, I only bring this up because the gf has spent all day at a job interview and texted me a moment ago to tell me she's really tired. Zioette is meant to be staying over tonight, so I suggested maybe I instead stay with her at my parents. The gf suggested leaving Zioette there with my mum and dad but coming home and spending the evening with her. I said I didn't think that was on, she sent me a very grumpy text along the lines of "you better bring her over then". So I know I'm in for a lovely evening. Zioette isn't dumb... she very openly no longer likes staying over with me anymore and spends the whole time asking me when I'll be taking her home to her mum.

Ahh... fun.

You know my feelings on this. She's just being a spiteful, jealous cunt. You're only gonna resent her over time and you can't replace your child. So get shot of her, go back to Donna and enjoy your family. You know it's the right thing to do! :DD

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:26

I'm 100% in love with Taylor Swift.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I wish TK-421 wouldn't beat about the bush so much when he has something to say

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:28

Craster wrote:

I wish TK-421 wouldn't beat about the bush so much when he has something to say

He's going to get splinters in his arse.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Bad Mali! No self-nomming!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:33

Craster wrote:

Bad Mali! No self-nomming!

Wasn't me.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

MaliA wrote:

Craster wrote:

Bad Mali! No self-nomming!

Wasn't me.

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TK-421 · **Joined:** 27th Feb, 2009 **Posts:** 244

Craster wrote:

I wish TK-421 wouldn't beat about the bush so much when he has something to say

Haha. It's only stuff I've already told him.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:38

That is clearly a fake. My name is spelt wrong and there is no description as to why i think it is wortha nom. I take time and effort, me.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:39

And it is an hour in the future,

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

That is clearly a fake. My name is spelt wrong and there is no description as to why i think it is wortha nom. I take time and effort, me.

I speak from experience, you take as much time as it takes to press the nom button. Again. And again. And again.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:42

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

That is clearly a fake. My name is spelt wrong and there is no description as to why i think it is wortha nom. I take time and effort, me.

I speak from experience, you take as much time as it takes to press the nom button. Again. And again. And again.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:42

Shit. Wrong one.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26104

nickachu wrote:

I just saw an advert with Rolf Harris advertising British Paint. What the shit

Rolf Harris is British now.

I once went to an exhibition at the Tate celebrating British art in popular culture, and Rolf was voted the most celebrated British artist.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Rolf's snarling Queen is still a masterpiece:

I reckon he just got some plebs marching up and down behind him while he painted it.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

To brits, he's an aussie, to aussies, he's a brit

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 23:52

DavPaz wrote:

To brits, he's an aussie, to aussies, he's a brit

To animals, he's the last thing they see before they die.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26104

And to 2.8% of all people in the Thames Estuary area he is 'dad'.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26104

MaliA wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

To brits, he's an aussie, to aussies, he's a brit

To animals, he's the last thing they see before they die.

Not the kangaroos. He just engages those in a little bout of homosexual group bondage.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

DavPaz wrote:

To brits, he's an aussie, to aussies, he's a brit

Like Kylie.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

She's alright.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:31

I'd rather have Rolf.

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