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TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

I can get into some of my nicer underwear now. This has made me a happy Jazzy.

*wolf whistles*

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2012 19:33

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

I can get into some of my nicer underwear now. This has made me a happy Jazzy.

Thread slogan - With a bit of effort, you too can get into GJ's undies.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

I can get into some of my nicer underwear now. This has made me a happy Jazzy.

Oh my.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

I can get into some of my nicer underwear now. This has made me a happy Jazzy.

How am I the last person to know this?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2012 19:54

Joans wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

I can get into some of my nicer underwear now. This has made me a happy Jazzy.

How am I the last person to know this?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2012 19:57

Joans wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

I can get into some of my nicer underwear now. This has made me a happy Jazzy.

How am I the last person to know this?

You should have seen me in my trouser suit this afternoon, Sam said I looked really smart, and I had matching underwear on (he didn't know that though).

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

You've got trouser suit underwear?

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Last week, I went to the gym zero times and ate a hell of a lot of food. Even for me.

Ange · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:26

Just done day one of C25K.

I preferred it on the couch.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:49

Ange wrote:

Just done day one of C25K.

I preferred it on the couch.

Good lass!

Day one of week three for me tonight!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yay, go Ange!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38668

I'm still losing weight ever so slightly for some reason. I reckon it's the lack of beer in my life.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:54

DavPaz wrote:

I'm still losing weight ever so slightly for some reason. I reckon it's the lack of beer in my life.

Alternatively; dandruff.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16641

Or male pattern baldness, you should get someone to go back around there and have a look for you.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38668

markg wrote:

Or male pattern baldness, you should get someone to go back around there and have a look for you.

I'll arrange an expedition

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

Yay for all the people starting the c25k plan.
Double yay for all you idiots starting it now, just in time for winter

why didn't you give it a go when me and the ginger ninja were giving it a go?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38668

Because people don't like being reminded of Craster in lycra.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:31

DavPaz wrote:

Because people don't like being reminded of Craster in lycra.

*pushes away breakfast*

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

DavPaz wrote:

Because people don't like being reminded of Craster in lycra.

Heh. I would like to reassure everyone that my running gear is anything but tight and revealing.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:33

Craster wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Because people don't like being reminded of Craster in lycra.

Heh. I would like to reassure everyone that my running gear is anything but tight and revealing.

*finishes breakfast*

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Trooper wrote:

Yay for all the people starting the c25k plan.
Double yay for all you idiots starting it now, just in time for winter

why didn't you give it a go when me and the ginger ninja were giving it a go?

Because the cool kids ride bikes all summer and then run in the winter when it's dark & the weather is shit so that they need to spend less time outside

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:42

Wullie wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Yay for all the people starting the c25k plan.
Double yay for all you idiots starting it now, just in time for winter

why didn't you give it a go when me and the ginger ninja were giving it a go?

Because the cool kids ride bikes all summer and then run in the winter when it's dark & the weather is shit so that they need to spend less time outside

Speaking of which, I'm considering the major satorial question of "Are arm warmers acceptable on an MTB?". I saw someone with them on today, so I might have to run them over to teach them a lesson.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Curiosity wrote:

Ange wrote:

Just done day one of C25K.

I preferred it on the couch.

Good lass!

Day one of week three for me tonight!

Ahem. For US! Team mate indeed...

Well done Ange! It'll make you feel great

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Winter and night time running is actually lovely me thinks - I'm dreading running in the heat!!

May have to just finally learn how to ride a bloomin' bike so I can switch like the cool kids

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

In the summer I still felt like doing something after I got home from work, but now I just want to get home into the warm. I hate running at night.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Trooper wrote:

In the summer I still felt like doing something after I got home from work, but now I just want to get home into the warm. I hate running at night.

Poof.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I'm glad I can gym at lunch. That way, when I finish work, job's a good 'un.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Trooper wrote:

In the summer I still felt like doing something after I got home from work, but now I just want to get home into the warm. I hate running at night.

I love running at night. At night in the rain is even better.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

I don't actually mind it that much once I am out there, but actually getting out there in the first place is the issue.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Trooper wrote:

I don't actually mind it that much once I am out there, but actually getting out there in the first place is the issue.

Yeah I know what you mean, that's why I have someone like Curiosity to abuse me into actually doing it!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 14:47

Most of my enjoyment during running comes from seeing TFF in pain

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

If I hadn't been posting my progress on here (and buying a new running gadget every week or so), there is no chance I would have carried on past week one or two.

Ange · **Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 18:21

Trooper wrote:

Yay for all the people starting the c25k plan.
Double yay for all you idiots starting it now, just in time for winter

why didn't you give it a go when me and the ginger ninja were giving it a go?

Because winter brings out my stupid side, clearly!

I'm doing the running on a treadmill in the gym, so the weather won't affect me. And at least when I'm on the treadmill I *have* to run and walk at a set pace, no slowing down because I'm tired. Which I was. Very.

Hopefully I'll stick at it. It's under 5 months now until I'm being bridesmaid alongside 4 mega skinny bridesmaids. I wish I could spike them all with lard.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Ange wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Yay for all the people starting the c25k plan.
Double yay for all you idiots starting it now, just in time for winter

why didn't you give it a go when me and the ginger ninja were giving it a go?

Because winter brings out my stupid side, clearly!

I'm doing the running on a treadmill in the gym, so the weather won't affect me. And at least when I'm on the treadmill I *have* to run and walk at a set pace, no slowing down because I'm tired. Which I was. Very.

Hopefully I'll stick at it. It's under 5 months now until I'm being bridesmaid alongside 4 mega skinny bridesmaids. I wish I could spike them all with lard.

You'll look lush whatever honey :kiss:

but keep up the C25K simply because it makes you feel goooooood

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Curiosity wrote:

Most of my enjoyment during running comes from seeing TFF in pain

Sadist.

Also, it's not just my pain you enjoy seeing while we run

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2012 0:08

Tears?

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

... sweat, and blood

Dedicated I am

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

14st 10lb today. Pretty sure that's the lowest I've been since about the age of 18. Reckon I can break 200lb by Christmas.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16641

I've been a right lazy twat these last couple of weeks. Need to get my shit together.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Craster wrote:

14st 10lb today. Pretty sure that's the lowest I've been since about the age of 18. Reckon I can break 200lb by Christmas.

... of cheese?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

That's the plan. Get under 200lb, then soar right back over it again on a veritable ocean of cheese.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

You have now made me think of THIS:

"Danny wants everything for Christmas.

But what he gets is a dinosaur, a very hungry dinosaur.

Danny's new dino eats up all of Christmas, but as we all know, what goes in must come out . . .

Danny is about to have the most EXPLOSIVE Christmas of his life!

There's poop, presents and prehistoric creatures in this festive feast!"

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:46

WTF???

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Curiosity wrote:

WTF???

Yup, it's an actual book, that you can buy online, written by McFly!!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Curiosity wrote:

WTF???

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:17

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

WTF???

Yup, it's an actual book, that you can buy online, written by McFly!!

Who is mcFly?

Also, wtf?

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

In the review section: "How can you not adore a book which has the picture of santa surfing his sleigh over a tidal wave of pooh ????"

From a 37 year old man who bought the book for his son then got his own copy he loved it so much...

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:23

TheFireFaerie wrote:

In the review section: "How can you not adore a book which has the picture of santa surfing his sleigh over a tidal wave of pooh ????"

From a 37 year old man who bought the book for his son then got his own copy he loved it so much...

There's a "social services failure" headline waiting to happen.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2012 13:14

I put on 2kb last week because I'd been eating crap and tomorrow night is likely to be the same. That stops right now.

I've had to cancel my gym membership due to lack of time.

I am so very tired, I just need to get a decent strech of sleep, looking at tomorrow night for that hopefully!

Zzz

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Nov 14, 2012 13:16

2kb?

Are you on dial-up?

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