Be Excellent To Each Other

NOOOOOO!

NOT MR TUMBLE!

oh god, it's right there in his NAME

Justin Bieber

Gay Search.

Socrates

Bob Symes.

myp

The BETEO Diana.

That was my first suspect, aye.

And Cliff Richard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 9yJUOdVyUc

Gus Honeybun

It's always the ones you least suspect.

MY GOD HE'S SUFFERED ENOUGH ALREADY.

http://panicdots.com/2012/10/bbc-radio- ... y-mistake/

That is utterly brilliant!

Transcript?

From memory:

It's the same thing that Bobby linked to on Saturday, though!

Ah, sorry. I maybe tried to click on it but seemingly every other YouTube link I click these days just seems to come up with a message saying "get to fuck with your iPad, cunt" or words to that effect.

Freddie Starr arrested.

God, it could be ANYONE on here:

Apparently Leonard Rossiter is the next dead sleb to be accused. Read it in your super, soaraway Sun tomorrow.

Good post from Richard Seymour on this: http://www.leninology.com/2012/11/a-sma ... e-men.html

"Own up now, we're seeking settlements, and it is cheaper for you" McAlpine's solicitor tells twitter users.

Ok people, who had DLT in Paedo Bingo?

Fucking Hell, I had Tony Blackburn!

No need to brag!

And Cavey mentioned DLT!

Renicknamed as 'The Kiddie Pornflake'

Not my joke.

Gathering pace now. I wonder if it's time for The Paedo Finder General to come out of retirement.

Monkey Dust was amazing.

"HOUSE!!!"



Do I win five pounds?

I said it was just a ploy to get the BBC.

..and then, oh! The evil BBC didn't run a story because they aren't sure they have the evidence *how dare they*!
..and now, oh! they do run a story and didn't have enough evidence. *how dare they*! (really this time)

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Bugger all to do with paedophiles.

I said this would happen. The mainstream media clearly needs to listen to me more.

DLT seemed too obvious. Disappointing.

They're investigating Rod Hull too. Apparently, he was always seen at TV Centre with his hand up a bird.

Yes yes Gordon the Gopher fisted yes yes

Mother of all lols at the quotes from Bristow.

This amuses me greatly...spin this one Maxie baby.

PR yer way out of that, dickhead!

It's a Knockout. Etc.

When Stuart Hall was nicked for shoplifting sausages and cheese, people took to shouting "sausages" at him. He would shout back "You forgot about the cheese".

Twitter is a great place to be right now if you want to read 17,375,490 tweets saying that Clifford should hire himself to spin his way out of this mess.

Twitter is amazing for making jokes grow very old, very quick.

It reminds me, I have a friend who occasionally emails funny things that he's found on the net. The only problem is that he's about 2 years out of date so everything he emails is really old.

According to Radio 5, Max's solicitor says he is "just helping police with their enquiries". Which makes him sound like Columbo or something,

Massively ironic that in the CNN US edition report of Saville: Ne'er-Do-Well, they interview Max Clifford on the subject of how he was able to keep all this buried. Dickens.

Heh, they inadvertently interviewed just the right man then, or perhaps not.

Also, while we're at it, that Rod Hull stuff above.... My gut instinct is that its bollocks. You can't have much of a grope through a Emu puppet FFS. Also Emu never attacked kids. Ever! He'd be sweetness and light with the kids but would indiscriminatly go for any adult in sight.

There's also a very long list of showbiz stars who told Rod "they'd break the birds neck and his arm" if he went anywhere near them. It's no evidence of anything other than they didn't want to be attacked by the bird.

It was his arm.