Be Excellent To Each Other

Comical and Dudley are both obviously mafia - they're just doing this all for show.

So to summerise, we're either mafia or not, and either working with each other... or not.

Super.

Morning all. This is terrible. Absolutely terrible.

What in Gotham has happened to us?!

It's gotham pretty grim certainly.

*Opens a butchers just so he can call it "Got Ham?"*

Or there's my new medium-wave radio station playing all Sisters Of Mercy, all the time - Goth AM.

*sticks it on in store*

*Gets visit from feds*

*opens rival butcher shop to Dudley*
Ark Ham is ready for business!

Yes but your meat is insane, all BSE, all the time.

I don't think there's an accompanying radio station to play in my store sadly! Arkh AM doesn't have the same ring to it as rodafowa's Goth AM.

Evening guvnors. Tuppence for a knee trembler? I only need tuppence to make my lodging money.

*scratches "I" into the wall with a stone, and mutterly disconsolately to himself*

Stop stealing my words.

Aha!!! Zardoz is the town tramp, not you, impostor.

Vote Update

comicalgnomes: 2 votes (dudley, grim...)
dudley: 2 votes (comicalgnomes, richardgaywood)
kevr: 1 vote (lacesensor)

Not voted: bobbyaro, craig, craster, curiosity, dimrill, goddess jasmine, kevr, mimi, mr dave, mr russ, myoptika, plissken, pundabaya, rodafowa, runcle, sheepeh, spinglo sponglo!, tsumuch, vegetables, zardoz

With 23 free players alive, 12 votes are required for a lynch and 18 votes for there to be no lynch.

Hello. I shan't be around much today as well, as I'm getting quite, quite drunk later on.

So, we might as well [VOTE:Comicalgnomes] .

He's evil.

do we want comical dead so quickly? hes usually fun to have around even if he is evil.
Im going to do some random generating thing to decide who Im goin to vote for.

Unless it plays music performed by pairs of animals.

Or indeed 7 animals

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I used a random generator coin flipper on each person, with five coins flipped each, the most heads would get my vote. ON the first run 3 players got 5 heads out of five.

they were grim.., mr dave and pundabaya, so we can conclude these are all evil, deal with them as you wish. On a second run through with these evil doers, pundabaya got 1 head out of 5, mr dave 2 heads out of 5, but grim... got 5 heads out of 5 again which must mean hes the joker or black mask.

[Vote:Grim...]

Runcle makes sense.

[vote: Grim...]

Can anyone lend me 10p for a cuppa?

Runcle seems to have a lot of coins.

Runcle that's crazy talk, but it made me laugh heartily. I think I'll wait before putting my vote in based on coin flips just yet though!

Aye, the mafia aren't short of a bob or two.

*swans around in a miniskirt 1/2 an inch below VQL. Unfortunately this means his clackers are dangling quite vigourously*
Hello Grim... what a big wallet you have.
*slightly bends over to reveal a dirty anus*
Come on now, I only need tuppence.

So we know he's rich....

Runcle is the Grim...!

No way, we're not playing Beexscum are we? Disregard.

So you take credit card...?

Up there? You'd never get it back.

I didn't realise Two-Face was even in this game. [/comicnerd]

shit this doesnt count as meta-data does it?

What? Coin tossing? Nah.

*takes another swig of Buckfast*

Is that you Mr Bough?

*collapses and shits pants*

but its conclusive proof.

anyway the whole table of the first run through with everybody including myself. and the extra bobbins

Bobbyaro 2
ComicalGnomes 1
Craig 1
Craster 3
Curiosity 2
Dimrill 1
Dudley 2
Goddess Jasmine 2
Grim... 5
KevR 2
LaceSensor 3
Mimi 2
Mr Dave 5
Mr Russ 3
myoptika 2
Plissken 2
Pundabaya 5
richardgaywood 3
Rodafowa 4
Runcle 1
Sheepeh 3
Spinglo Sponglo! 4
TsuMuch 4
vegetables 2
Zardoz 4

0 heads-0
1 heads-3
2 heads-8
3 heads-5
4 heads-4
5 heads-3

grim... 5
mrdave 2
pundabaya 1

The 1 head I got does look fishy but its the truth and I would never put myself in the same group as comical.

In the absense of anything better to do...

[vote: vegetables]

(Originally, it was going to be the Gaywood, but then I got his theme song stuck in my head, and I couldn't stop laughing, so I had to change)

Vote Update

comicalgnomes: 3 votes (dudley, grim..., sheepeh)
dudley: 2 votes (comicalgnomes, richardgaywood)
grim...: 2 votes (runcle, zardoz)
kevr: 1 vote (lacesensor)
vegetables: 1 vote (mr dave)

Not voted: bobbyaro, craig, craster, curiosity, dimrill, goddess jasmine, kevr, mimi, mr russ, myoptika, plissken, pundabaya, rodafowa, spinglo sponglo!, tsumuch, vegetables

With 23 players alive and free, 12 votes are required for a lynch and 18 votes for there to be no lynch.

Now lunch.

What? I have a theme song?!

Right, I don't have time to quote them , but Lacesensor was being "Black" (my black ass, if you "axe" me).

There is a Black Maask.

Make of this what you will.

Have you not heard Dimrill sing the Richard Gaywood election song? (Answer: Yes, you have)

I like Bobbys logic. I say we apply some pressure...

[vote: LaceSensor]

That's the last time I go drinking with Mimi.

Hello, I am Lars Ulrich, star of the world's greatest band, Metallica.

*diddley, diddley, crasshhh*

Something terrible has happened here... someone has been downloading Metallica songs of the internet! This is horrible. Trying to deny me the rewards of my hard work, I really need a gold plated stool for my awesome drumkit.

*bom, tish, bom-bom, tish*

I only hope that the people who died horribly weren't the ones who were downloading, as that would be a mild punishment for their heinous crimes. But at least I could sue their grieving family members.

They say every cloud has a silver lining.

*bom, tish, crassssshhhh*

We may have to lynch Dimrill soon. His posts have already made me throw up in my mouth a little.

I just need 5p towards my bus fare, can anyone help?

Some bearded prossy fleeced me.

*pulls ginger pube from teeth*

LOLZ

Black man....
that rhymes wit sum ting, seen?

So now you're roleclaiming as the Batman? I think you'll be offed sooner rather than later, in that case.

Is it cus I is black?

It is coz you iz talking like a bumbaclot, seen?

Lacesensor has aids.

Adez, a fruit drink, bra

have we got a loon trying to kill themselves because lace is doing a fine job here.

cha! wa makes you ting me wanna kill I?

Im be best left alone to smoke some cheeze and chill, na mean?