I have just invented Marmite and honey on toast.

Disgusting.

I didn't like marmite chocolate so I'm not sure if I'd like this.

I do recommend a medium mature cheddar on ginger snaps though.

I was not convinced by the Marmite chocolate, either. I think the key is balance. You need the merest scraping of marmite and top with a little honey.

Why soil good honey with vile yeast muck spreadings

Honey is shit. Bee shit.

Marmite is twiglet scrappings mixed with diesel.

Toast is ok.

This is the same level of genius as the chief weapons designer for the Wehrmacht.

Is it Dimrill?

Peanut butter and maple syrup is also awesome.

Ask Craster what eggs are.

Marmite is ace, honey is vile. I suspect I'm broken but fuck it.

Marmite cheese was pretty good, but not marmitey enough for my taste. Smearing Marmite on cheese is a fair alternative.

Banana and peanut butter works. As do pickled onions and peanut butter. I often just eat a spoonful of peanut butter if I want a snack and can't be arsed with effort.

Chicken's period, innit?

Pre-painted me's?

My only regret is the fact we had that conversation after he'd finished eating the eggs and not during.

I knew I should have gone to Liverpool.

Cheese and chocolate is great.

Why didn't you? Too scared to actually meet her?

That's not unreasonable.

I didn't even wear the horse head this time...

Did you not? Huh.

Money was too tight to mention.