Bits and Bobs 30

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Craster wrote:

Friday afternoons are always quiet, though we've had a bit of a holiday dip the last month or so. I attributed it to that wanker DavPaz being swanning off somewhere sunny.

Dude, I went to Blackpool.

Also, shut fuck up

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Zardoz wrote:

And by asking me how everything is going every 15 minutes YOUR'RE SLOWING ME FUCKING DOWN.

How *is* it going, man?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Zardoz wrote:

And by asking me how everything is going every 15 minutes YOUR'RE SLOWING ME FUCKING DOWN.

How's everything going, Z?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 14:32

It's better now.

I just remembered I'm underpaid so I don't really give a fuck.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 14:40

DavPaz wrote:

Still watching progress bars.

Actually, if I'm honest, I just snuck out for a haircut.

it looks good, I like what you have done with it..

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 14:43

Must be like bridge painting, cutting your hair. Does the barber have to immediately start again once he's circumnavigated your bonce?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Zardoz wrote:

Must be like bridge painting, cutting your hair. Does the barber have to immediately start again once he's circumnavigated your bonce?

It's a full time job. He has a house on the equator

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

Why doesn't Ecuador rhyme with Equator?

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 15:47

I have to take a radiator off the wall, strip wallpaper and then do some plastering, buy a bed and mattress, strip four more walls, plaster four more walls, paint lots of walls, paper a wall, lay a floor, build a bed, replace the radiators and hang some pictures. I might just play Xbox instead.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Because the people who named the equator weren't Spanish?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Craster wrote:

Because the people who named the equator weren't Spanish?

No, she's decorating, dumbass.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I think it's very rude of you to call Gilly a decorating dumbass.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 16:07

I have to lay a floor also. Top tip: don't use 2" hardwood if you want to get it done quick. Flooring nailer: hired.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

kalmar wrote:

I have to lay a floor also. Top tip: don't use 2" hardwood if you want to get it done quick. Flooring nailer: hired.

Stop bragging.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

Gilly wrote:

I have to take a radiator off the wall, strip, wallpaper and then do some plastering, buy a bed and mattress, strip, four more walls, plaster four more walls, paint lots of walls, paper a wall, lay a floor, build a bed, replace the radiators and hang some pictures. I might just play Xbox instead.

Commas added for slihtly humourous effect.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 17:10

Trooper wrote:

Why doesn't Ecuador rhyme with Equator?

Why do you say you've drank a drink but not wank a wink?

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3304

Zardoz wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Why doesn't Ecuador rhyme with Equator?

Why do you say you've drank a drink but not wank a wink?

Because if you wank your wink you've done it wrong and are now blind in one eye?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

You don't. You say you drank a drink, or you have drunk a drink. The first is the simple past tense, the second is the past perfect tense. HTH.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

okay, wunk a wink?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

I've just drinked a drink.

You're move, Aristottel!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 17:34

Craster wrote:

You don't. You say you drank a drink, or you have drunk a drink. The first is the simple past tense, the second is the past perfect tense. HTH.

*Mr Wunky Face*

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 17:37

DavPaz wrote:

Buggeration! Apparently Radio 1 are giving away free bacon sarnies in Lime Street Station. Because of stupid exercise, I no longer walk in that way and take a longer route, SO NO FREE PIG FLESH.

Not at 8.30am they weren't.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

SOOOOOO BOREDDDD!!!!!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Bobbyaro wrote:

SOOOOOO BOREDDDD!!!!!

Look theres 17 pages left till the next B&B , just spam it and you'll get the fun of starting a new one :-)

or go to the Mafia thread and make suggestions for next weeks game which should mainly involve voting for Mr Russell by whatever name he's currently using.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

spammity spam, spam spam spam. Ham and jam and peanuts and lamb. Gramme or gram? Spam spam spam.

I think I may struggle to spam 17 pages, actually.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Bobbyaro wrote:

spammity spam, spam spam spam. Ham and jam and peanuts and lamb. Gramme or gram? Spam spam spam.

I think I may struggle to spam 17 pages, actually.

Just copy Davpaz , he could do it in his sleep (of couse that would be with 5 other sockpuppet accounts).

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Sometimes it feels like its just me and DavSpaz's cast of wacky characters on this forum.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Pundabaya wrote:

Sometimes it feels like its just me and DavSpaz's cast of wacky characters on this forum.

Yeah but we all know you *are* Davpaz :-)

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Bobbyaro wrote:

spammity spam, spam spam spam. Ham and jam and peanuts and lamb. Gramme or gram? Spam spam spam.

I think I may struggle to spam 17 pages, actually.

You could also try a serious answer to the retro game image quiz thingy - i'll post a clue.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

We are many...

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

... we are legion

Decepticon · **Joined:** 30th Jan, 2009 **Posts:** 23

There is no escape

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 18:19

Bobbyaro wrote:

SOOOOOO BOREDDDD!!!!!

Bored enough to read another rambling niche article on weather systems / American Civil War / olde timey music / obscure 1940's film directors? Because that's what you lot are going to get if you don't contribute more forum content!

*Ponders rambling article*

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 18:20

Where have you been, Pete?

Not been around much lately.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 18:20

Boxes ordered, bought stuff for dinner, all's shaping up here.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

That sockpuppeting is hard on a phone.

Just imagine that Silent and NotWorthy posted there too.

BeexBot · **Joined:** 3rd Nov, 2010 **Posts:** 73

DavPaz wrote:

That sockpuppeting is hard on a phone.

Just imagine that Silent and NotWorthy posted there too.

Slacker.

NotWorthy · **Joined:** 23rd Sep, 2009 **Posts:** 7

BeexBot wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

That sockpuppeting is hard on a phone.

Just imagine that Silent and NotWorthy posted there too.

Slacker.

Fuck you, buddy!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Pundabaya wrote:

Sometimes it feels like its just me and DavSpaz's cast of wacky characters on this forum.

It's cute that you think you're real.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 18:35

Zardoz wrote:

Where have you been, Pete?

Not been around much lately.

I've just been busy lately, is all. Not a conscious decision of 'less beexing for me!' or anything. Since I moved house I've inexplicably had a big increase in social calls that has om nommed most of my evenings. The last fortnight, between Green Man festival and going home to visit the relatives, I've scarcely been about - except to update on hurriances.

Hoping to repair that shortly with lots more wibble. I find I don't tend to post online that much to be honest, but when I do it's usually several chunky paragraphs.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Craster wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

Sometimes it feels like its just me and DavSpaz's cast of wacky characters on this forum.

It's cute that you think you're real.

Look who's talking...

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 18:44

I'm real. I made the front page of a local newspaper in Pennsylvania, so I'm clearly notable now.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 18:47

I often worry that we're all just characters in a book.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

MaliA wrote:

I often worry that we're all just characters in a book.

"Dull plot, boring characters. Surprising twist at the end ruined by clumsy foreshadowing. 2 stars"

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 18:58

I'll be here from about 2000 onwards tomorrow night if anyone fancies joining MrsA, myself and hopefully some other people for a beer(s). It's got shittons of awesome beer, and might be showing baseball.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 19:08

MaliA wrote:

I'll be here from about 2000 onwards tomorrow night if anyone fancies joining MrsA, myself and hopefully some other people for a beer(s). It's got shittons of awesome beer, and might be showing baseball.

Ace.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2011 20:25

Craster wrote:

Pundabaya wrote:

Sometimes it feels like its just me and DavSpaz's cast of wacky characters on this forum.

It's cute that you think you're real.

Pundabaya is, of course, Stewart Lee's sock puppet account.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Prescription obtained. Turns out that I was right all along, and those fucking fuckwits in Stratford should have treated me two years ago, as I've probably been ill my whole life, it's only going to get worse, and without treatment I'd probably end up dead in a decade or two. Morons.

But! Now I just take some tablets and the odd blood test, and all shall be well. God fucking damn, this just might be the month that I finally start to feel like I'm awake for the first time since the last milennium.

Apparently it might mean my libido goes mental, too. LOCK UP YOUR GOATS.

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