Bits and Bobs 29-The Copper Edition

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

sinister agent wrote:

I'm quite sure that was in fact the day I told my third best anecdote about crazy women I have almost slept with.

Are there any crazy women you haven't almost slept with?

Possibly, but ask me again after I see Polish Girl this weekend.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 14:53

sinister agent wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

sinister agent wrote:

I'm quite sure that was in fact the day I told my third best anecdote about crazy women I have almost slept with.

Are there any crazy women you haven't almost slept with?

Possibly, but ask me again after I see Polish Girl this weekend.

That'll take the sheen from saturday.

nickachu · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 15:02

sinister agent wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

sinister agent wrote:

I'm quite sure that was in fact the day I told my third best anecdote about crazy women I have almost slept with.

Are there any crazy women you haven't almost slept with?

Possibly, but ask me again after I see Polish Girl this weekend.

Are you Mr russell... how many polish girls are there?!

Alarm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 15:04

MaliA wrote:

sinister agent wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

sinister agent wrote:

I'm quite sure that was in fact the day I told my third best anecdote about crazy women I have almost slept with.

Are there any crazy women you haven't almost slept with?

Possibly, but ask me again after I see Polish Girl this weekend.

That'll take the sheen from saturday.

Like Mr love muscle cares.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

nickachu wrote:

sinister agent wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

sinister agent wrote:

I'm quite sure that was in fact the day I told my third best anecdote about crazy women I have almost slept with.

Are there any crazy women you haven't almost slept with?

Possibly, but ask me again after I see Polish Girl this weekend.

Are you Mr russell... how many polish girls are there?!

9. I've met six of them.

I don't understand the jokes about Saturday. What is Saturday?

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 15:11

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Also, marketing department - "Pass's"? Really? You're fired, you fucking cretin.

Technically fine through incompetence, chap.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 15:11

polish shines things...

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Dear everyone in procurement and all of our vendors - "SLAs" and "KPIs" do not have apostrophes in them.

Tell them it's either "SLAs" or "S'L'A's". That'll shut 'em up.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Malabelm wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Also, marketing department - "Pass's"? Really? You're fired, you fucking cretin.

Technically fine through incompetence, chap.

I... what?

DocG wrote:

Tell them it's either "SLAs" or "S'L'A's". That'll shut 'em up.

Ha! Yeah, I'll try that.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 15:16

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I... what?

Assuming they meant Passes, the apostrophe in place of the E is probably fine, even if they're an idiot and didn't intend it.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Malabelm wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I... what?

Assuming they meant Passes, the apostrophe in place of the E is probably fine, even if they're an idiot and didn't intend it.

On what planet would that be ok?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 15:19

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Malabelm wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I... what?

Assuming they meant Passes, the apostrophe in place of the E is probably fine, even if they're an idiot and didn't intend it.

On what planet would that be ok?

Sol Th'ee

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 15:21

MaliA wrote:

Sol Th'ee

Lots o' 'nanas.

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 15:22

Malabelm wrote:

Lots o' 'nanas.

Lovely fella, owns a farm down near Ballinspittle in Cork.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 15:23

Plissken wrote:

Malabelm wrote:

Lots o' 'nanas.

Lovely fella, owns a farm down near Ballinspittle in Cork.

'ad 'im in t'back my cab once.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6584

It's like in poetry, when they say "Was there a man dismay'd?" and you pronounce the extra syllable. Maybe it didn't scan or flow properly just as "passes", so it needed "pass's", to insert that extra beat.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

FFS.

There's a noise coming from the motor bike shop next door, about every 20 seconds, that sounds like someone flipping open the top of a Zippo lighter. I think it's prolly some kind of gas detector but it's getting on my tits.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 16:01

Jesus, you've got sensitive ears!

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 16:02

Whilst everyone is at the races on Friday, I'll be all alone in the office.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Whilst everyone is at the races on Friday, I'll be all alone in the office.

Take this opportunity to do as a partner at a Magic Circle law firm did, and widdle in all the ladies' spare shoes.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 16:06

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Take this opportunity to do as a partner at a Magic Circle law firm did, and widdle in all the ladies' spare shoes.

And if they trace it back to you, you've probably got cancer and have better things to worry about.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Zardoz wrote:

Jesus, you've got sensitive ears!

Not really, the walls don't provide a lot of soundproofing, and just in front of my desk there used to be a doorway through to the next door premises which has only been filled with a bit of plasterboard on an internal frame. I could prolly hear a spider farting in there without straining my ears.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

Whilst everyone is at the races on Friday, I'll be all alone in the office.

Are you not going to the races then?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

This, from the Assange coverage in the Guardian today, had me laughing a lot more than it should do:

Quote:

Emmerson, for Assange, says of his client: "He's lying beside her in a single bed, my lord. Men will get erections involuntarily during a night's sleep. In a single bed with a man there's a strong possibility she will come into contact with an erect penis."

The judge replies: "I agree."

You just can't move in a man's bedroom for all the erect penises.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Incredible. It's the 'I agree' from the judge that makes it.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Incredible. It's the 'I agree' from the judge that makes it.

I know! The judge has clearly had extensive personal experience on the receiving end of rogue erections.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 13, 2011 17:07

I like how you're bringing this up before the BBQ meet.

Is this your preemptive defence against any Objection: Erection claims in the tent?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:19

Want to fly a Spitfire? £4,500, please. T&C's apply.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16610

Ooh, do they do courses for Mustangs and Skyraiders?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14110542

I can't believe that P-51 pilot got out alive.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:37

98 pages and no spam to get to 100?

My, we are growing up!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22363

I have woken up with a horrible rash, looking online it seems I have picked up "swimmer's itch" from greece. Joy of joys.

Supposed to be going to a wedding tomorrow, not sure if that is possible now, i'm itching like a mo'fo

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38596

Curiosity wrote:

98 pages and no spam to get to 100?

My, we are growing up!

This thread started on the 10th of May! This must be a record.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:50

DavPaz wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

98 pages and no spam to get to 100?

My, we are growing up!

This thread started on the 10th of May! This must be a record.

We're all too busy on Cibrushsille.com to have time for this place.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:56

http://control4.com/

Want.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Can't believe this hasn't appeared here already:

Quote:

A self-styled "pastafarian", Mr Alm said he belonged to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which lampooned religion. "Today I was able to get my new driving licence, and in it you can clearly see that I'm wearing a colander on my head to demonstrate my allegiance to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster," Mr Alm wrote in his blog.

"My headwear has now been recognised by the Republic of Austria."

http://t.co/IiGRv51

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10138

Trooper wrote:

I have woken up with a horrible rash, looking online it seems I have picked up "swimmer's itch" from greece. Joy of joys.

Supposed to be going to a wedding tomorrow, not sure if that is possible now, i'm itching like a mo'fo

Antihistamine tablets. Calamine lotion (or E45). Beer.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

BikNorton wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I have woken up with a horrible rash, looking online it seems I have picked up "swimmer's itch" from greece. Joy of joys.

Supposed to be going to a wedding tomorrow, not sure if that is possible now, i'm itching like a mo'fo

Antihistamine tablets. Calamine lotion (or E45). Beer.

Bicarb or soda inna bath is good for itchings, isn't it? Perhaps I'm getting my old wives' tale ingredients mixed up....But beer is good, in any case.

You could pretend it was a swarm of jellyfish and that it is super painful and that your clothes feel like they are made from a million white hot pins. That would make you look pretty cool, I think. Better than "I got a rash from a pissy pool"....?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:28

I bet you wont wipe your cock on the hotel curtains again.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Zardoz wrote:

I bet you wont wipe your cock on the hotel curtains again.

You're not wrong th...Oh, you meant Trooper, didn't you.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:32

Same goes for jelly dongs too, Flis.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

flis wrote:

You could pretend it was a swarm of jellyfish and that it is super painful and that your clothes feel like they are made from a million white hot pins. That would make you look pretty cool, I think. Better than "I got a rash from a pissy pool"....?

LOLZ! You know the best cure for a jellyfish sting is piss don't you? Vinegar also works mind.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Wullie wrote:

flis wrote:

You could pretend it was a swarm of jellyfish and that it is super painful and that your clothes feel like they are made from a million white hot pins. That would make you look pretty cool, I think. Better than "I got a rash from a pissy pool"....?

LOLZ! You know the best cure for a jellyfish sting is piss don't you?

It's true. I'd definitely stop stinging someone if they pissed on me.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 13:07

Does shit work?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I always assumed that was an urban myth put around by people who wanted to excuse to rush up to a woman on the beach and widdle on her.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2011 13:18

I piss on all the women I see on the beach, just in case one has been stung by a jellyfish.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6584

Wullie wrote:

flis wrote:

You could pretend it was a swarm of jellyfish and that it is super painful and that your clothes feel like they are made from a million white hot pins. That would make you look pretty cool, I think. Better than "I got a rash from a pissy pool"....?

LOLZ! You know the best cure for a jellyfish sting is piss don't you? Vinegar also works mind.

Balls. I got stung by a jellyfish once, and tried urine for it. Ended up drinking about a pint of the stuff, but it still hurt like hell.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22363

The prospect of driving for 3 hours, getting dolled up in a shirt, tie and suit and standing around for hours in the sun, is not filling me with much glee at the moment.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14512

Trooper wrote:

The prospect of driving for 3 hours, getting dolled up in a shirt, tie and suit and standing around for hours in the sun, is not filling me with much glee at the moment.

Isnt that just the start of the Emmys this year ?

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Squirt wrote:

Wullie wrote:

flis wrote:

You could pretend it was a swarm of jellyfish and that it is super painful and that your clothes feel like they are made from a million white hot pins. That would make you look pretty cool, I think. Better than "I got a rash from a pissy pool"....?

LOLZ! You know the best cure for a jellyfish sting is piss don't you? Vinegar also works mind.

Balls. I got stung by a jellyfish once, and tried urine for it. Ended up drinking about a pint of the stuff, but it still hurt like hell.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Almost everyone I know is either (a) already married or (b) entirely unmarriable, so thankfully I have very few weddings left to go to.

Be Excellent To Each Other

Bits and Bobs 29-The Copper Edition
It's Electric!

Who is online

Be Excellent To Each Other

Bits and Bobs 29-The Copper Edition It's Electric!

Who is online

Bits and Bobs 29-The Copper Edition
It's Electric!