Clients
Email chain:
"I think it will be productive if we set up a call with you and our [scripters from a certain Asian country]."
"It's midnight here. And I doubt having people read code out to me will be useful. If you just email me the final link you are trying to use, I'll be able to see quickly if what the problem is and tell you what you need to change to solve it."
"Hi, this is [scripter from a certain Asian country]. There's no answer at your office. Do you have a direct number?"
"No-one is at the office, it's midnight. If you just email me the final link you are trying to use, I'll be able to see quickly if what the problem is and tell you what you need to change to solve it."
"Hi, this is [guy in charge]. [scripter from a certain Asian country] tells me he can't get through to your office. Is there a problem with your phones?"
"The problem is that no-one is there to answer them."
"But you are in the office?"
"No, I left the office SIX HOURS AGO, MOTHERFUCKER
HELLO? ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?"
Guess which bit I didn't write.