Be Excellent To Each Other

If you squint you can get an idea of where Trousers lives from the road signs. He lives near to Bnrnemhnm and Mdn Hrmnmumn and the M-kdlm.

It's like that nearly all the way home. Hence next car going to be a diesel Volvo or somesuch .

Some random fancy place in shoreditch.

And yeah, my terrible camera phone can't cope with the darkness.

One of the incorrect answers on 1 vs 100 tonight was "Kalmar"... couldn't get a screenshot though

Trousers lives in Hull - Trufax. I hope he means the shanty town in Yorksire and not the former Parkinson botherers cadaver.

Time stamp on the actual photo?

I don't think I have seen that since the 90s.

I know! What's worse is that I turned it on intentionally.

I like it.

WHY OH DEAR GOD WHY?

Waking up and hung over it's good to have a timestamped trail of evidence.

To be fair, neither can we:

After two failed attempts, Justin trys to put some glasses on his face.

Amusingly, we saw another car suffixed 'MYP' on the way home yesterday.

The filesystem timestamp will tell you that, if nothing else. Usually images have information built into them as well.

Which forumite is this my impression of?

Not sure.

IFeelAsleep?

Is it Dimrill?

I see my subtlety was not lost on you, sir. Correct!

Nor can your hands cope with too much/not enough drink. Blur factor 5!

Also, Shoreditch??

Does this count?

http://www.grimchallenge.co.uk/grim-original/results.php

Mine would be the mixed team very proud of itself in second.

Congrats. But no.

Huh. I know two of the team that came first on the Saturday, oddly.

When I was having lunch in Islington on Friday a van went past, it was small and brown and beige and had Gaywood written on the side in large letters. Didn't manage to get a shot of it before it disappeared up the road.

Even writing his name on the side of the van can't make people care about Gaywood's kidnapping other than to get a humourous snapshot.

Curses (to not counting). But gosh - small world!

Just passed through Cuppa Soup land and saw this:

You're an encrusted weehole.

Fight me with art. Feel the art flow through you. Unleash your gush on me.

Apostrophe fail, btw. I had no art to start with. I cannot miss what was not there.

My new tshirt disagrees

Don't care.

Falsehood. Stick a 2b up your tuppance and windmill on a bedsheet. Kick start yer sen lad.

If Nottingham Museum of Tits isn't art, I don't want to know art.

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

No idea. I'm trying to find out

Looks like it puts shipping containers on lorries.

Aye, that.

It does this by firing lasers at them, right?

Anti gravity lazorz

That's doesn't even look a little awesome to me.

Want awesome? Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

Come on if you think you're hard enough.
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Holy shit. Can we get one?

Aren't those just stabilising struts, rather than actual 'legs'?

They're both. It uses them to shove itself up steep slopes, so in essence it's walking.
Kalmar's contribution is almost as awesome, but it wouldn't have the same climbing ability.

Those log stripping things are amazing - massive tree down, de-branched and planed smooth in 10 seconds. I've been wondering what would happen if you put, say, a polar bear through it.

Much the same as what happens when you put a human through it.

Grim...: mine has six legs and a 40HP hydraulic chainsaw on it. IT CLEARLY WINS.

It would snow the most beautiful white fur you'd ever see.

For about half a second before everything in sight turned blood red.

I like malabar's response better.

It does conjure up images of Canadians stomping across the snowy wastes in their walking tree strippers, taking seal clubbing to extreme and sticky lengths.

Every Polar Bear I've seen has really quite dirty off white fir, and not the bright white fur you see in cartoons and stuff.

Malc

I'm pretty sure being fed into one of those machines would turn anything a ghostly white.