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Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Nov 27, 2009 19:02

If you squint you can get an idea of where Trousers lives from the road signs. He lives near to Bnrnemhnm and Mdn Hrmnmumn and the M-kdlm.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

DBSnappa wrote:

Envy you in your 231bhp car doing no miles per hour

It's like that nearly all the way home. Hence next car going to be a diesel Volvo or somesuch .

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

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Some random fancy place in shoreditch.

And yeah, my terrible camera phone can't cope with the darkness.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Sun Nov 29, 2009 22:45

One of the incorrect answers on 1 vs 100 tonight was "Kalmar"... couldn't get a screenshot though

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Nov 29, 2009 22:52

Trousers lives in Hull - Trufax. I hope he means the shanty town in Yorksire and not the former Parkinson botherers cadaver.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Dr Lave wrote:

And yeah, my terrible camera phone can't cope with the darkness.

Time stamp on the actual photo?

I don't think I have seen that since the 90s.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

I know! What's worse is that I turned it on intentionally.

I like it.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Dr Lave wrote:

I know! What's worse is that I turned it on intentionally.

I like it.

WHY OH DEAR GOD WHY?

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Waking up and hung over it's good to have a timestamped trail of evidence.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Dr Lave wrote:

And yeah, my terrible camera phone can't cope with the darkness.

To be fair, neither can we:

Runcle · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 0:42

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Dr Lave wrote:

And yeah, my terrible camera phone can't cope with the darkness.

To be fair, neither can we:

After two failed attempts, Justin trys to put some glasses on his face.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:10

Trousers wrote:

Taken on the way home tonight...

Amusingly, we saw another car suffixed 'MYP' on the way home yesterday.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10164

Dr Lave wrote:

Waking up and hung over it's good to have a timestamped trail of evidence.

The filesystem timestamp will tell you that, if nothing else. Usually images have information built into them as well.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

Which forumite is this my impression of?

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myp · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:04

Not sure.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4810

IFeelAsleep?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:07

Is it Dimrill?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

Sir Taxalot wrote:

IFeelAsleep?

I see my subtlety was not lost on you, sir. Correct!

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Dec 03, 2009 13:12

Dr Lave wrote:

And yeah, my terrible camera phone can't cope with the darkness.

Nor can your hands cope with too much/not enough drink. Blur factor 5!

Also, Shoreditch??

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3302

Does this count?

http://www.grimchallenge.co.uk/grim-original/results.php

Mine would be the mixed team very proud of itself in second.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 16:15

JBR wrote:

Does this count?

http://www.grimchallenge.co.uk/grim-original/results.php

Mine would be the mixed team very proud of itself in second.

Congrats. But no.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Huh. I know two of the team that came first on the Saturday, oddly.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 16:23

When I was having lunch in Islington on Friday a van went past, it was small and brown and beige and had Gaywood written on the side in large letters. Didn't manage to get a shot of it before it disappeared up the road.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 16:27

DeckTheBalls wrote:

When I was having lunch in Islington on Friday a van went past, it was small and brown and beige and had Gaywood written on the side in large letters. Didn't manage to get a shot of it before it disappeared up the road.

Even writing his name on the side of the van can't make people care about Gaywood's kidnapping other than to get a humourous snapshot.

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3302

Cras Cringle wrote:

Huh. I know two of the team that came first on the Saturday, oddly.

Curses (to not counting). But gosh - small world!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 17:36

Just passed through Cuppa Soup land and saw this:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 17:56

You're an encrusted weehole.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 17:58

Fight me with art. Feel the art flow through you. Unleash your gush on me.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 18:00

Apostrophe fail, btw. I had no art to start with. I cannot miss what was not there.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Apostrophe fail, btw. I had no art to start with. I cannot miss what was not there.

My new tshirt disagrees

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 18:07

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Apostrophe fail, btw.

Don't care.

Dimvinterblot wrote:

I had no art to start with. I cannot miss what was not there.

Falsehood. Stick a 2b up your tuppance and windmill on a bedsheet. Kick start yer sen lad.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Apostrophe fail, btw. I had no art to start with. I cannot miss what was not there.

If Nottingham Museum of Tits isn't art, I don't want to know art.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:03

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

No idea. I'm trying to find out

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:04

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

Looks like it puts shipping containers on lorries.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38642

MaliA wrote:

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

Looks like it puts shipping containers on lorries.

Aye, that.

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:06

It does this by firing lasers at them, right?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:07

Klatrymadon wrote:

It does this by firing lasers at them, right?

Anti gravity lazorz

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:28

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

That's doesn't even look a little awesome to me.

Want awesome? Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:35

Grim... wrote:

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

That's doesn't even look a little awesome to me.

Want awesome? Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

Come on if you think you're hard enough.
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BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10164

Grim... wrote:

Want awesome? Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

Holy shit. Can we get one?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Grim... wrote:

Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

Aren't those just stabilising struts, rather than actual 'legs'?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:09

Cras Cringle wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

Aren't those just stabilising struts, rather than actual 'legs'?

They're both. It uses them to shove itself up steep slopes, so in essence it's walking.
Kalmar's contribution is almost as awesome, but it wouldn't have the same climbing ability.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Those log stripping things are amazing - massive tree down, de-branched and planed smooth in 10 seconds. I've been wondering what would happen if you put, say, a polar bear through it.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:17

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Those log stripping things are amazing - massive tree down, de-branched and planed smooth in 10 seconds. I've been wondering what would happen if you put, say, a polar bear through it.

Much the same as what happens when you put a human through it.

Grim...: mine has six legs and a 40HP hydraulic chainsaw on it. IT CLEARLY WINS.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:18

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Those log stripping things are amazing - massive tree down, de-branched and planed smooth in 10 seconds. I've been wondering what would happen if you put, say, a polar bear through it.

It would snow the most beautiful white fur you'd ever see.

For about half a second before everything in sight turned blood red.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I like malabar's response better.

It does conjure up images of Canadians stomping across the snowy wastes in their walking tree strippers, taking seal clubbing to extreme and sticky lengths.

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:20

Malhumbug Front wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Those log stripping things are amazing - massive tree down, de-branched and planed smooth in 10 seconds. I've been wondering what would happen if you put, say, a polar bear through it.

It would snow the most beautiful white fur you'd ever see.

For about half a second before everything in sight turned blood red.

Every Polar Bear I've seen has really quite dirty off white fir, and not the bright white fur you see in cartoons and stuff.

Malc

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:21

MalcolmAllYeFaithful wrote:

Every Polar Bear I've seen has really quite dirty off white fir, and not the bright white fur you see in cartoons and stuff.

Malc

I'm pretty sure being fed into one of those machines would turn anything a ghostly white.

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