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Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

Which of these two guys is the better looking? The one on the right or the one on the left?

It doesn't matter if you are judging from a wholly platonic viewpoint, being a straight male, or gay woman, or if you fancy the knickers off of one of them. Also, you may think that they are both really ugly, or both vary good looking. None of that matters - which one, by whatever degreem would you say was the most naturally attractive?

I'm asking because a conversation I have had (am still having) with someone sees that they think that one is obviously better looking than the other one, but I'm suprised as I would have thought that the majority of people thought that the other was the better looking.

Anyway, just answer the question already.

EDIT: Yes, a picture WOULD help...

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:48

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess. Both are pretty handsome, but the one on the right reminds me of Jeff Dahmer so I will go with the left hair bear.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 19:49

Right hand side guy is clearly better looking IMHO.

ChocoboOfDoom · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 279

I thought this was going to be about judging men, in general. I think men are shit.

Anyway, I reckon women prefer the bloke on the left. Mmm?

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:09

I can't decide. I love them both. Well, it's maybe Jermaine, but I couldn't bear to see Brett's sad puppy dog eyes if I voted for Jermaine.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:17

The guy on the left who looks like a young Russell Brand is better looking.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

I don't know, to be honest. I'd say the one on the left, but... I can see why someone would fancy either one (not least as the one on the right reminds me fairly strongly of the boyfriend of a friend of mine, who is quite handsome). Neither is particularly attractive or unattractive, they both look fine. So, left-ish, I guess.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

The one on the right has a mouth like a distressed trout, so clearly Mr Left.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed...

... er, if I was a woman or a gay or something, which I'm obviously not.

I think I prefer the guy on the left though.

Hugh · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:37

I find discerning male beauty really easy. Which is not supposed to be admitted by heterosexual men, I know. Sorry guys.

The one on the right has a terribly overgrown, bordering on monstrous face. Fortunately for him, he is funny and his much better looking mate probably draws enough attractive women into their joint orbit to snag a few 'seconds'.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

I think it is probably Bret, but that could be because Jermaine scares me a little. Like, I imagine if you met Bret, he would probably be a normal person, but I question whether Jermaine is actually acting.

Ramsea · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 963

If I were gay and Im not, Id say left too...but I think thats cos the one on the right is a speccy four eyes. To be sure Id need to see a pic of them both without specs.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:40

Left. They're both fairly ugly, mind.

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:41

it's brit

Hugh · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:45

We should send the results of this poll to Jermaine and hope that he writes a song about it.

Hugh · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:46

Grim... wrote:

Left. They're both fairly ugly, mind.

Meow.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:46

Guy on the left's eyes are different sizes. Guy on the right is Stephen King.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

so... who are these sexy devils?

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Pundabaya wrote:

so... who are these sexy devils?

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Pundabaya wrote:

so... who are these sexy devils?

Oh! Oh! THey're .... coch... choc.... fuck it. Some kind of band with a lot of C's in the name. A young person told me.

I am down with the kids, with their hip hopping and their bling gold.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 20:56

Mr Chris wrote:

The one on the right has a mouth like a distressed trout

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

So, some sort of 'comedy' band then?

Ramsea · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 963

Aye, flight of the concords apparently.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 21:22

left for me.

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 21:27

Mr Dave wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

The one on the right has a mouth like a distressed trout

parm · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 22:41

I think right. MrsP says the guy on the right because he looks like me, except that in the programme she prefers the guy on the left.

He doesn't look that much like me, I just wear glasses and lack facial hair.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 22:43

parm wrote:

I think right. MrsP says the guy on the right because he looks like me, except that in the programme she prefers the guy on the left.

He doesn't look that much like me, I just wear glasses and lack facial hair.

And have trout lips?

Malc74 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:18

Mr Right by a mile. He has a sort of smouldering, geeky handsomeness, while Mr Left looks like he's just gotten out on a day pass and has decided to superglue his head to an innocent bystander.

sdg · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:20

Yeah I'd say the one on the left as well, he has a very friendly face and nice hair.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:20

Mimi wrote:

I'm asking because a conversation I have had (am still having) with someone sees that they think that one is obviously better looking than the other one, but I'm suprised as I would have thought that the majority of people thought that the other was the better looking.

So, which one of you is right?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

Grim... wrote:

Mimi wrote:

I'm asking because a conversation I have had (am still having) with someone sees that they think that one is obviously better looking than the other one, but I'm suprised as I would have thought that the majority of people thought that the other was the better looking.

So, which one of you is right?

I am right.

And 24 of you are wrong.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:43

Mimi likes trouty lips.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

I do like his lips actually. He's a bit more 'manly' than the other, without being rough or brutish. Craig thought that it was odd I said he was the better looking of the two, and felt sure I'd think it were the other. I started this poll purely to prove he shouldn't feel alone in his wrongness, and that everyone else is wrong as well...

I see that succeeded.

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Mon Nov 16, 2009 23:52

Haha, I was going to say I bet Mimi disagrees with us all... I always got the impression she had a thing for nerdy looking chaps :nerd:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

Craig better not see that or he will kick your backside down the hall.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

Also, I bet you say that because I said you looked nice in your glasses

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 0:01

Mimi wrote:

Craig better not see that or he will kick your backside down the hall.

Maybe he's the exception that proves the rule?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

Hehe.

I don't know. I'm not a great judge of who is nerdy. If I think of celebrity type attractive types that i have actually noticed throughout my life, there have been very few. here is a chronology:

(who sat next to me on a train for a whole five hours, once.)

But then there was:

Who was beautiful. He was the most beautiful looking man I think I have ever seen.

Anyway. I will buy a sherbet fountain if anyone knows who all those people are.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 0:20

Mimi seems to have quite the thing for blonde curtains.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 0:32

Jonathan Brandis
Nick Carter
Ian Walker
Is it Bradley James?
Charlie Hunnam
Sir Heath Of Ledger.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

All but this 'Bradley James' bloke (Googles) no, not him.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 0:35

Bah. Someone tell me who that forth one is so I can claim a Sherbert thing for Mrs Grim....

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

Also: shame on you.

Everyone should know who that is.

Hugh · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 0:37

As you wish:

Cary Elwes

(see my avatar thing)

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

*melts*

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 0:39

Jonathan Brandis
Nick Carter
Ian Walker
Cary Elwes
Charlie Hunnam
Sir Heath Of Ledger.

Win!
I believe you have my address.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25866

I don't have your address Grim... Did I once?

I think you must have misread:

Quote:

I will buy a sherbet fountain if anyone knows who all those people are.

And I shall stick to my word. Tomorrw, I shall buy a sherbet fountain. I will then eat the sherbet fountain. I never said anything about sending it to anyone.

No, PM me your address and I will stick sweets in the post

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 0:49

I recognise : 0
I recognise the name of: 1

I fail at Mimi celebrity crush spotting.

Runcle · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:12

C'mon the right is clearly the handsomer bloke, we've got too many beardies on here to vote otherwise.

Yes the left is alright looking, suits the beard, but he lacks any chisel, hes an everyman, its like when someone posts a picture of a girl and someone goes theres 50 of them if you go out on a friday night, theres at least 50 beardies like him out during the day.

Other bloke has some proper lines to his face, better hair, and he ears glasses, sophistacation to the max. Also hes got lips hich lefty is lacking.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:40

Ah, Flight of the Concords - the NZ Boosh!

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