Beex, Yo.
Something witty
I'm running out of local grounds to go to that I haven't been to before, I might have to look further afield for this Boxing Day... probably Wolves is the nearest team to me that I haven't been to see yet.
I just started reading through the Assassin's Creed thread, but gave up before the end of the first page due to crushing negativity. Yowser.
MrDavPaz wrote:
I just started reading through the Assassin's Creed thread, but gave up before the end of the first page due to crushing negativity. Yowser.
Start a new one, and we'll fill it only with positive comments and Dimrill's spunk.
I'm not travelling 100 miles on bank holiday public transport to watch us lose to a resurgent liverpool.
Actually though, I thought that was an away game?
Actually though, I thought that was an away game?
Riles wrote:
I'm not travelling 100 miles on bank holiday public transport to watch us lose to a resurgent liverpool.
Actually though, I thought that was an away game?
Actually though, I thought that was an away game?
I hadn't looked at the fixtures, I have no idea if Wolves are home or away on Boxing Day... I was just saying that is the nearest ground to me that I haven't been to yet. After that it's probably Burton
There are several dead fireworks on the West Lawn of MaliTowers. If I were an evil person I'd return them to their owner.
TheAlbin0Kid wrote:
Riles wrote:
I'm not travelling 100 miles on bank holiday public transport to watch us lose to a resurgent liverpool.
Actually though, I thought that was an away game?
Actually though, I thought that was an away game?
I hadn't looked at the fixtures, I have no idea if Wolves are home or away on Boxing Day... I was just saying that is the nearest ground to me that I haven't been to yet. After that it's probably Burton
I can probably wangle you some tickets to Wolves, if you want.
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MaliA says:
to be honest, I don't fully understand what all the different jobs are and stuff, so i often just smile and nod and think about Megan Fox instead
MaliA says:
it's a decent policy
Fiona says:
Megan Fox?
Fiona says:
I don't know anyone, don't watch enough TV
The guys here will know her I'm sure.
MaliA says:
Turn around, they'll be a poster of her on the wall of the office.
Fiona says:
So that's who it is. But how did you know?
MaliA says:
You work in IT.
to be honest, I don't fully understand what all the different jobs are and stuff, so i often just smile and nod and think about Megan Fox instead
MaliA says:
it's a decent policy
Fiona says:
Megan Fox?
Fiona says:
I don't know anyone, don't watch enough TV
The guys here will know her I'm sure.
MaliA says:
Turn around, they'll be a poster of her on the wall of the office.
Fiona says:
So that's who it is. But how did you know?
MaliA says:
You work in IT.
It will be, of course, a photo of Anne Widdecombe, and now MaliAs friend thinks he has a huge widde-crush.
Nope, no poster.
I've got a map of the globe showing every undersea data cable, if that helps?
I've got a map of the globe showing every undersea data cable, if that helps?
Craster wrote:
Nope, no poster.
I've got a map of the globe showing every undersea data cable, if that helps?
I've got a map of the globe showing every undersea data cable, if that helps?
Come ashore in Porthcurno, they do.
BUTT IZ SEKRIT!
KovacsC wrote:
I have no poster...
Just corperate wall hangings
Just corperate wall hangings
They are called "Secretaries", you rapist.
MaliA wrote:
They are called "Secretaries", you rapist.
Never joke about rape.
KovacsC wrote:
I have no poster...
Just corperate wall hangings
Just corperate wall hangings
but saying that we are an open office so a lack of walls.. the walls we do have have whiteboards or corperate stuff..
Quite boring but proffessional
myp wrote:
MaliA wrote:
They are called "Secretaries", you rapist.
Never joke about rape.
Quite. If you're not taking it seriously, you shouldn't be doing it at all.
myp wrote:
MaliA wrote:
They are called "Secretaries", you rapist.
Never joke about rape.
Joss Whedon did.
He's also trying to buy the Terminator rights: http://whedonesque.com/comments/22240
Craster wrote:
Quite. If you're not taking it seriously, you shouldn't be doing it at all.
Alternatively, I could've replied with 'that's really not very funny'.
myp wrote:
MaliA wrote:
They are called "Secretaries", you rapist.
Never joke about rape.
But, but but...
myp wrote:
I didn't find it particularly offensive as I believe nothing is sacred...
chinnyhill10 wrote:
I demand everyone apart from me is banned.
My that would be a fun forum... for 50 year olds obsesed with Amstrad and teh 80's...
MaliA wrote:
myp wrote:
MaliA wrote:
They are called "Secretaries", you rapist.
Never joke about rape.
But, but but...
myp wrote:
I didn't find it particularly offensive as I believe nothing is sacred...
Do you want a slow clap, or a link to the definition of irony?
I already got clap from (SNIP! -Legal Ed) so I'll go with the link, please, Bob.
Hi, I'm Bruno Brookes with an important reminder.
Today is the last day of Arkenoid on the 8 Bit Challenge. As it stands there is 1 point up for grabs just for being able to hit one single brick.
http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4891
With the league table as close as it's ever been if todays scores stand, now is your time to win win win:
League Table (as of last week):
1 - Zaphod - 26 points
2 - Malc - 17 points
3 - Devilman - 16 points
4 - Chinny - 12 points
5- Itia - 11 points
6 - Joans - 10 points
7 - Rev Owen - 1 point
MrDavPaz wrote:
poster? No. Student 'art'? Yes.
By "student art" you mean a Nirvana poster don't you?
Or an alien smoking a (cigarette) saying.. "Take me to your dealer"
Ack.
You what's worse than a guy peeing on the toilet seat?
A girl leaving menstrual blood on the toilet seat.
I dislike shared lavatories.
You what's worse than a guy peeing on the toilet seat?
A girl leaving menstrual blood on the toilet seat.
I dislike shared lavatories.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle ... 837920.stm
Seriously, cows are fucking massive and right cunts if you try to get them to do something they don't want to do.
"How?" is a more important question than "why?"
Seriously, cows are fucking massive and right cunts if you try to get them to do something they don't want to do.
"How?" is a more important question than "why?"
MrDavPaz wrote:
Ack.
You what's worse than a guy peeing on the toilet seat?
A girl leaving menstrual blood on the toilet seat.
I dislike shared lavatories.
You what's worse than a guy peeing on the toilet seat?
A girl leaving menstrual blood on the toilet seat.
I dislike shared lavatories.
You smelt the fishier aroma compared to the blood left from a torn male anus?
MrDavPaz wrote:
Ah! The unmistakeable smoky smell of November the sixth in Liverpool. No burnt out husks yet though, fingers crossed
Haha, I walked along the low road to my pal's house last night. Either the Army had started 'cleansing' the Maze or the scheme kids were having a bawl* *Or is it ball, can't make up my mind now. I need more tea & a dictionary or something.
From the relative quiet of last night I think everyone around here saved their fireworks for tonight.
WullieOoster wrote:
MrDavPaz wrote:
Ah! The unmistakeable smoky smell of November the sixth in Liverpool. No burnt out husks yet though, fingers crossed
Haha, I walked along the low road to my pal's house last night. Either the Army had started 'cleansing' the Maze or the scheme kids were having a bawl* *Or is it ball, can't make up my mind now. I need more tea & a dictionary or something.
I think you mean "ball", in the sense of a party-type occasion. But "bawl" would also work in context if you meant they were wailing and shrieking noisily
I've reached the first milestone of the game I'm writing and it's pretty awesome, if I do say so myself. Only a little bit more to do now, the rest should take about an afternoon.
MaliA wrote:
I've reached the first milestone of the game I'm writing and it's pretty awesome, if I do say so myself. Only a little bit more to do now, the rest should take about an afternoon.
What sort of game?
MrDavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've reached the first milestone of the game I'm writing and it's pretty awesome, if I do say so myself. Only a little bit more to do now, the rest should take about an afternoon.
What sort of game?
It's going to be, when completed and FPSMMORPG with an emphasis on shooting whining women.
hang on, I'll dig up a screenshot.
Zardoz wrote:
From the relative quiet of last night I think everyone around here saved their fireworks for tonight.
We dropped the Grimlet in at the deep end and went to Southwalk Fireworks, and fuck me they were ace.
Then we sat in the bedroom at Grim... Towers for an hour or two watching the London skyline go nuts.