The Daily Mail really are parasites.

Tiq · **Joined:** 3rd Mar, 2009 **Posts:** 133

http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com ... the-floor/

What.... the... fuck?

I bet this still won't be enough to get most of their readers to realise they're supporting a bunch of bastards.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2009 17:57

Fuck me.

Also, why wasn't I aware of this blog of Linehams? ("By being ignorant," - ed.)

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:01

lin-e-han, pete

Good find! Not exactly surprising, but a superb illustration of the point. WHY do people read those papers?

Runcle · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:18

another cretinous article.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1019750/The-tragic-story-happy-popular-intelligent-13-year-old-committed-suicide-emo.html

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

Quote:

Hannah was a happy 13-year-old until she became an 'emo' - part of a sinister teenage craze that romanticises death. Then she hanged herself. Her devastated mother tells other parents: No child is safe

Awesome! They will be calling it a cult next.

Jeezus, what a bunch of cunts!

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:28

She had everything to live for... and you'd BETTER SUCCEED as we do NOT tolerate FAILURE in this family.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Remember kids - you can stop yourself catching 'The Emo' by getting pregnant as young as possible - it's the only way to be safe!

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:42

Runcle wrote:

another cretinous article.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1019750/The-tragic-story-happy-popular-intelligent-13-year-old-committed-suicide-emo.html

Oh my god i just got so mad reading that article, there are far too many ridiculous statements for me to even considering quoting any. I had to stop reading about half way through because my other is getting mad at me for shouting over the tv.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

http://www.layscience.net/node/507

was the original source of this story. Which caught Glinners eye on twitter. It's part of http://www.badscienceblogs.net which I too am part off. Fact Fans.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Bobbyaro wrote:

Quote:

Hannah was a happy 13-year-old until she became an 'emo' - part of a sinister teenage craze that romanticises death. Then she hanged herself. Her devastated mother tells other parents: No child is safe

Awesome! They will be calling it a cult next.

Jeezus, what a bunch of cunts!

They already did that a couple of years ago. It's one of my favourite pieces of Daily Mail propaganda, not least because of the forehead-slapping idiocy of including the ACTUAL problem in this part:

Quote:

The teenager turned to her and said: "I feel like killing myself."

Breaking down in tears, Mrs Bond told the inquest: "I think I said: 'Don't be so silly. We'll talk about it in the morning.'"

An hour later, Mrs Bond went into her daughter's bedroom at the family home in East Peckham, near Maidstone, and found Hannah's lifeless body hanging from the metal railing of the top bunk.

CLEARY EMO IS AT FAULT. Also a cult, and not, for example, a genre of (terrible) music.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:55

superdupergill wrote:

Oh my god i just got so mad reading that article, there are far too many ridiculous statements for me to even considering quoting any. I had to stop reading about half way through because my other is getting mad at me for shouting over the tv.

And if this were the late 18th Century, the headlines would all be about the dangers of copycat suicides caused by reading Goethe's ' Sorrows of Young Werther'. Nothing new at all.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:59

Kern wrote:

superdupergill wrote:

Oh my god i just got so mad reading that article, there are far too many ridiculous statements for me to even considering quoting any. I had to stop reading about half way through because my other is getting mad at me for shouting over the tv.

And if this were the late 18th Century, the headlines would all be about the dangers of copycat suicides caused by reading Goethe's ' Sorrows of Young Werther'. Nothing new at all.

In fairness, I got through the first few pages and considered topping myself.

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