Be Excellent To Each Other

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7996087.stm

Having had a think about this, and the issues surround it, I've come to the conclusion that as soon as the owners of ships start paying proper taxes, then they can begin complaining about how their insured goods and boats are being borrowed for a short while in return for money and how the royal navy should do something about it. The added bonus is, a lack of RN ships there would mean that more boats get nicked, and more ransoms paid, and then the tax benefit of not having protection is lost.

A tertiary benefit would be really pissing off some other countries.

My passport says in the front that if some dirty foreigner calls me names, the queen will send out the gunboats. Can't change that.

My passport has birds in it

What's with that?

MINE HAS A SECRET INTELIGENCE DEVICE WITH A RADIO TRANSCEIVER SO THAT THEY CAN SPY ON ME AND KEEP TRACK OF MY EVERY MOVE!!!!1

(except paranoia joking aside, it actually really does)

All that chip has on it is a copy of the information on the page with name and shit on it
And the photo.

I know! I've read it out and everything.

"According to our records, the suspect has been lying motionless in his drawer for 27 months."

That's what it must be like to be a Pokémon.