Pod wrote:
It's not like I ever shat in the gravy......
....I really didn't!
Speaking of which, that's why I
never touch gravy, and wouldn't ever willingly consume it. The smell has always reminded me of excrement, basically.
Err, sorry.
Anyway. Ate at a terrible pub on Saturday. Been recently renovated. Used to be better than the nearby Harvester, just shabbier inside. So it's been redecorated to compete, removing all the nautical stuff. Which I vaguely liked, and it didn't cause a hygiene hazard as far as I could see. Also been repainted with "off white" paints to make it look lighter inside, which in fact make it look grubbier. Oh and the food portions have been cut by a third, and they couldn't cook anything we originally ordered because "the chef is still in Asda getting ingredients, and won't be back for another twenty minutes". FFS.