You lothario.
Sounds like you need a Matt Parker & Trey Stone style writing montage, Myoptika!
The race is on
Days are flying past
What ya got is only prologue
And you've sprained your wrist
Wasted time getting pissed
You're really - feeling - the slog!
But they never said it'd be easy...
Scratching out a novel hour by the hour
Ya got find the time and seize it...
And tap in the core of the writer's power!
WRITE TO WIN!
WRITE TO WIN!
WRITE TO WIN!
WRITE TO WIN!
Get you're ass out of bed
Type it letter by letter
Ya gotta move ahead
Yer getting better and better
WRITE TO WIN!
WRITE TO WIN!
WRITE TO WIN!
WRITE TO WIN!
Don't hit that backspace - yer writing to win...
WRITE TO WIN!
More haste less waste - yer writing to win...
WRITE TO WIN!
We don't care if its borderline racist - yer gotta write to win...
WRITE TO WIN!
See that word count and chase it - now yer writing to win...!
We're all so proud of you...
Now that we've found you're ploughing through and you're writing to win
Thank God the racism's ironic
A beautiful message about man's struggle within
Like the struggle -
To send a message -
When you're writing to win!
WRITE TO WIN!
WRITE TO WIN!
YOU'VE GOT TO TAP AT THOSE KEYS IF YOUR WRITING TO WIN
NOTEPAD OR APPLEMAC YER SURE WRITING TO WIN
YA CAN PLAGURISE A LITTLE JUST BE WRITING TO WIN
ANGELA LANSBURY WAS WRITING TO WIN
BE LIKE HER AND SOLVE CRIMES WHEN YOU'RE WRITING TO WIN
AWWWW! YER GOTTA BE ANGELA IF YOU'RE WRITING TO WIN....
LIKE THE SONG THE INK RIBBON'S FADING AS YOU'RE PRINTING TO WIN...
ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SPARE RIBBONS IF YOU'RE PRINTING TO WIN...BUT PEOPLE USE EMAIL MAINLY NOW SO DON'T WORRY YOU'RE WRITING TO WIN...WRITING - AWWW! - YER GOTTA BE WRITING TO WIN....