Thanks, Troops! It’s for a hose reel, nothing nefarious, it’s just so much more expansive elsewhere.
It turns out one of my brothers MAY have a Costco card. We are just waiting to find out when he wakes up (he’s a nightbus driver in London, so not awake yet), but once he’s up my mother is going to find out for detain. If we get nowhere with that then we’d very much appreciate it.