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Ukraine
Big sweeping sound.
Love the people on the floor effect at the end.
Big sweeping sound.
Love the people on the floor effect at the end.
Ukraine was okay.
Germany is RagnBone man inspired
Germany is RagnBone man inspired
Germany
Pretty catchy.
Do you think they had enough pyros?
Pretty catchy.
Do you think they had enough pyros?
Didn't know Holly Valance was Luxembourgish...
Luxembourg
A bit uneven but had a big puma
A bit uneven but had a big puma
Israel lady seems very emotional
Israel
Singer is fine but the arrangement didn't take us anywhere
Singer is fine but the arrangement didn't take us anywhere
Israel was boring
Lithuania
Good fun.
Good fun.
Lithuania has a good beat, and I like chorus. Not so keen on the versus
Spain
AI generated Eurovision staging.
Catchy song however
AI generated Eurovision staging.
Catchy song however
Spain was another good beat, but the song wasn't good
Estonia is fun, and features Pitbull and Michael from vsauce
Estonia is fun, and features Pitbull and Michael from vsauce
Estonia
WTF?
WTF?
Ireland
Giphy "mind-blown":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/Ooy1FvAJlmXgvG1YwZ/giphy-loop.mp4
Giphy "mind-blown":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/Ooy1FvAJlmXgvG1YwZ/giphy-loop.mp4
Kern wrote:
Estonia
WTF?
WTF?
Ireland wants Estonia to hold it's beer
Yes.
I wasn't expecting Jedward's true forms.
I wasn't expecting Jedward's true forms.
Do they have one big ring for all performers or is there a Europrop cupboard somewhere that's filled with them?
Latvia is Hoozier if he shaved his head to look like Matt Goss
Latvia
Sorry mate but someone had to follow Ireland.
Sorry mate but someone had to follow Ireland.
Greece
By-the-numbers Eurovision mix of traditional sounds to a modern beat accompanied by bored looking dancers.
Saving grace was the Toktok opening.
By-the-numbers Eurovision mix of traditional sounds to a modern beat accompanied by bored looking dancers.
Saving grace was the Toktok opening.
Greece was boring and trying to be Dua Lipa
Well I actually quite liked that
UK
That was pretty good but please don't use a manky shower room as a set ever again.
That was pretty good but please don't use a manky shower room as a set ever again.
Kern wrote:
UK
That was pretty good but please don't use a manky shower room as a set ever again.
That was pretty good but please don't use a manky shower room as a set ever again.
Had a pre disco balls George Micheal Outside vibes
Norway
Not much point after Ireland
Not much point after Ireland
Kern wrote:
Norway
Not much point after Ireland
Not much point after Ireland
Lowest scoring song in our house
Italy
The stage design is quite lovely.
The stage design is quite lovely.
Yeah liked her look and again the beat was good, but the song was meh
Serbia
This could have been a lovely ballad but the arrangement didn't do it for me
This could have been a lovely ballad but the arrangement didn't do it for me
Serbia was very boring,
Well that was fun visually and audibly
Finland
Utter batshit but the joke got tired pretty quickly
Utter batshit but the joke got tired pretty quickly
FINLAND
Portugal
Should have just been the singer on stage. The dancers were annoying and distracting.
Should have just been the singer on stage. The dancers were annoying and distracting.
Portugal was unispiring
Armenian Jesus on the lute only added to this fun ditty
Armenia
Too slow for a folk dance.
Too slow for a folk dance.
Cyprus's hips might lie a little bit
Cyprus
Proper pop.
Proper pop.
Switzerland
Oh, this is fun and catchy. The spinning disc adds an element of danger to the performance.
Oh, this is fun and catchy. The spinning disc adds an element of danger to the performance.
Switzerland grew on me through the song
NO, SWITZERLAND
Slovenia
Was this Ireland's warm-up act?
Was this Ireland's warm-up act?
Everyone has fallen asleep or gone to bed, so I'm scoring it for the family. I'm quite harsh!
That last song scored 4
That last song scored 4
No limits to Croatia. I loved it
Croatia
Awesome!
Awesome!
Georgia another Dua Lipa/Shakira hybrid wannabe
Georgia
Awesome +1
Awesome +1