Ghoulish as it may be, please do join us as we choose the celebrities that we think will begin pushing up some daisies in 2024.
THE RULES:ernes
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2024.
2! You may choose to select two yougsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 8TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.
EXCITING NEW RULE! PM me thy list. People's choices shall be posted here after the submission date expires! EXCITING!
DavPaz
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Mel Brooks
3. Clint Eastwood
4. Dick Van Dyke
5. Patricia Routledge
6. Gene Hackman
7. Robert Duvall
8. Tom Baker
9. Bam Margera (WILDCARD!)
10. Frankie Muniz (WILCARD!!)
Kovacs
1. Judie Dench
2. Cliff Richard
3. Ken Clarke
4. Boris Johnson
5. King Charles
6. David Attenborough
7. Keith Richards
8. Mick Jagger
9. Rod Stewart
10. Leonardo DiCaprio
MaliA
1. Judy Dench
2. Cliff Richard
3. Ken Clarke
4. Harriet Harman
5. John Major
6. Brian Cox (Actor, not mountain whisperer)
7. Charles Dance
8. Mick Jagger
9. Rod Stewart
10. Emily Atak
Kern
1. Michael Heseltine
2. Dick Van Dyke
3. Neil Kinnock
4. Imelda Marcos
5. Lulu
6. Rupert Murdoch
7. Tom Lehrer
8. Tony Blackburn
9. Alan Bennett
10. WILDCARD Ant from Ant and Dec
GazChap
Dick Van Dyke
David Attenborough
Meryl Streep
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Carter
Clint Eastwood
Anthony Hopkins
Buzz Aldrin
Jude Law
Patricia Routledge
Grim
1. Dick Van Dyke, surely it's this year
2. Yoko Ono
3. Mel Brooks
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Gene Hackman
6. Tom Baker
7. Prunella Scales
8. Michael Schumacher
9. The Dalai Lama
10. The Pope
Me
1 - Dick Van Dyke
2 - James Whale
3 - Mel Brooks
4 - Shannon Doherty
5 - Jimmy Carter
6 - Clint Eastwood
7 - Prunella Scales
8 - Hans Blix
9 - Esther Rantzen
10 - Cleo Lane