Don't know if I'm brave enough to eat this. It reminds me of something ... I thought it was the baby from Eraserhead, but having had a look at it, it's not.
Brilliant. It took me about 10 minutes to read the whole thing as I was in tears by the time I got to 'Theremony at tremony at the liremony at the librarmony at the library.'
I'd love to see what kind of retraction/apology/explanation the posted for this later.