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Seems to not be going away, this.i think the government could be doing more, or at least be seen to.

I think there's a good chance if Liverpool lifting the Premier League trophy at Goodison park, in an empty stadium. And no victory parade.

The festivals could be cancelled, too.
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I say infect everyone. Thin the herd
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MaliA wrote:
Seems to it go away, this.

............


Again, in English, please.
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The going slow away is are. Chinese more but Mao maybe. Also second. On Wednesday varnishing table legs.
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If I change from Corona to Tango, will I be safe?
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Rhythm this is of the night.
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Warhead wrote:
If I change from Corona to Tango, will I be safe?


Unlikely



That whole video is a pretty excellent trip down memory lane. SEBASTIAN!!!
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Though I've just realised the Sebastian ad is rather too close to reality these days.
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The thing is, I'd know immediately if I'd been Tangod (Tangoed? Tangode?) as there's no incubation period. AND it's over with in less than a second. With Corona, we won't be aware of when we're hit, we don't even have a definitive incubation period yet and varying estimates as to how long the effect lasts. Therefore, I'm leaning toward Tango as the preferred option.
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At work, we've been instructed by our parent facility to draw up a coronavirus response plan in case we have a lot of staff unavailable. I'll spare the boring details but the worst case scenario was staggering to me.

I'm not sure which part concerns me the most, that they are considering the possibility of lots of staff being sick, or authorities imposing travel restrictions and cutting off certain areas. I think it might be the latter, actually.
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We have had all essential travel stopped. Now essential travel has to be approved.

Yippee more working from home
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I've been drinking Corona beer non-stop in order to build up a resistance. It's working so far!
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Make sure you're covered for all strains.
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https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ ... 0a30be6b33

I'm boycotting Coronation street and coronary heart disease.
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Urgh it's only just dawned on me that the panic buying herds will be out now stocking up for the apocalypse. I only want a loaf of bread for next week.
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We’ve only just got through our Brexit stash.
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Dimrill wrote:
Urgh it's only just dawned on me that the panic buying herds will be out now stocking up for the apocalypse. I only want a loaf of bread for next week.


It might be worth a big shop.
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My wife saw an early sign of panic buying at the supermarket last night. Some of the people that live round this way are easily spooked, if the local facebook groups are anything to go by
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Hand sanitiser is basically gone now.
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MaliA wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
Urgh it's only just dawned on me that the panic buying herds will be out now stocking up for the apocalypse. I only want a loaf of bread for next week.


It might be worth a big shop.


Bohhh.
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Mr Chonks wrote:
We’ve only just got through our Brexit stash.

Novice.

Mine is still in good order. :DD
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Grim... wrote:
Hand sanitiser is basically gone now.

Mine basically hasn't ...... yet.
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Australia is currently gripped by the panic buying of toilet paper.
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Sir Taxalot wrote:
Australia is currently gripped by the panic buying of toilet paper.


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The USA will have a cure in three months. Donald has told the pharma folk to make it so.
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Chaos(!) in work canteen. No apples! No bread rolls!

Basically nothing without its own natural or artificial packaging is allowed.

So bananas and tangerines are still permitted.

Furthermore, on Sunday I decided to get healthy and give up crisps at work.

It seems I picked the wrong month to stop eating crisps.
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Sales of Tupperware will rocket as people switch to packed lunches to protect themselves in canteens.

Forget bitcoin, buy shares in sealable food containers instead.
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Morrison's was fine. Obviously I bought all the chod rolls to get the jump on all these moron panic buyers. Also got some mint sauce. In for a wild ride.
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chod rolls. for wiping off chod and/or cack. Keep em next to the chod bin.

*You editey ninja*
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Dimrill wrote:
Morrison's was fine. Obviously I bought all the chod rolls to get the jump on all these moron panic buyers. Also got some mint sauce. In for a wild ride.

Chod rolls?

I know what cack is.

I'm still posting backwards for Christmas
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Dimrill wrote:
chod rolls. for wiping off chod and/or cack. Keep em next to the chod bin.

*You editey ninja*

I'm posting backwards for Christmas
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To illustrate the severity of the crisis we're facing, the cover of today's "Daily Mail" shows the Queen wearing gloves.
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Kern wrote:
To illustrate the severity of the crisis we're facing, the cover of today's "Daily Mail" shows the Queen wearing gloves.

She always wears gloves
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Hides the fingerprints.
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Hides her cold-blooded lizard skin
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Mr Chonks wrote:
Kern wrote:
To illustrate the severity of the crisis we're facing, the cover of today's "Daily Mail" shows the Queen wearing gloves.

She always wears gloves

But not always marigolds.
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We’ve had all non essential overseas business travel stopped at work, and they’ve asked us to notify them of all personal trips we take too.
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
they’ve asked us to notify them of all personal trips we take too.


I think it's a bit much needing to know every time you visit the toilet!
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Ghoulishly looking at the outbreak map has become a daily ritual now. I find very odd that such a massive country as Russia have only declared 3 cases. Especially as a neighbour. Iceland have nearly 8 times that amount, f'instance.
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Lower incidence of gravel I expect
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Also of travel.
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Does it spread by gravel? Does tarmac'in the drive create a moat?
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It's spread by gavel, judges have a lot to answer for.
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
We’ve had all non essential overseas business travel stopped at work, and they’ve asked us to notify them of all personal trips we take too.

Us too.

Also, apparently Amazon are only doing video interviews for candidates below a certain level.

And, of course, they've shoved the Bond release back.
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Part of me is at the point where I just want to get coronavirus now, just to get it over with. Another part of me recognises that is a stupid position to take.
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Some of my colleagues are quite annoyed because the trip to the drunken jolly vital industry conference they have been planning looks like it'll be cancelled.
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Nik wrote:
Part of me is at the point where I just want to get coronavirus now, just to get it over with. Another part of me recognises that is a stupid position to take.

If you're going to get it you're much better off getting it now than 100,000 cases later.
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Nik wrote:
Part of me is at the point where I just want to get coronavirus now, just to get it over with. Another part of me recognises that is a stupid position to take.


Try to rub your face onto the hands of everybody you meet. Cut out the middle-hand.
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First UK death. Here we go!
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MaliA wrote:
First UK death. Here we go!


And someone in Birmingham infected, so it’s getting closer.
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