Mimi wrote:
Not quite the same, but my sister punched me in the face so hard that she knocked one of my little stud earrings into my ear so that the little decorative bit stuck into the hole. My ear swelled up so much that my grandad had to take me to hospital and a surgeon sprayed some nonsense cold spray on it and cut the lobe of my ear open with scissors whilst I was very conscious of the pain, but it hurt so much that I started to hallucinate and they had to call a load of people to hold me down whilst they continues to snip away at my ear. I was 9 or 10, and can still remember the surgeons voice now.
I was glad this ended with 'I was 9 or 10' and not 'yup, last week was a bitch'.