Pundabaya wrote:
Squirt wrote:
I have bought a banjo! Anyone who can play the fiddle, bass, washboard or jug is welcome to come join my bluegrass band. I have a porch but you have to have your own denim bib overalls.
Ohh, nice! what make? Five string? open back or resonator?
(the pedant in me says "Bluegrass is generally banjo, bass, guitar and mandolin, what you are suggesting is a jug band or possibly skiffle band")
5 string and resonator! Don't recall the brand off-hand - the nice chap in the shop recommeneded it as a decent entry-level banjo. I'm still awful at it, due to having no muscial talent at all, but even just getting a pull-off or slide to sort-of work is very satisfying.
Squirt wrote:
getting a pull-off or slide to sort-of work is very satisfying.
Title of your self-sex tape.
I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.
Mimi wrote:
I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.
Attach a quilt clip to it with glue/Velcro?
Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.
Attach a quilt clip to it with glue/Velcro?
Cut out the middle man and glue it to your bra.
Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.
Attach a quilt clip to it with glue/Velcro?
Good idea but that’d not lay flat enough to be comfortable. Needs a flatter clip
TheVision wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I bought that little Bluetooth receiver that Findus linked to, a couple of weeks ago now. I’ve used it loads, and it’s perfect. Exactly what I was after. Light, good battery. About 2x4cm. The only thing I’d change would be to have s little removable clip do that I could clip it to my bra.
Attach a quilt clip to it with glue/Velcro?
Cut out the middle man and glue it to your bra.
Cut out the other middle man and glue it to my chest.
Cut out a small cavity and surgically implant it.
Swallow it and feed the wire out of my nose.
This is how the Cybermen started.
Everyone here talks like Bamba.
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You're in Ayrshire?
That actually looks like your old road
Mr Chonks wrote:
That actually looks like your old road
.Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.
Went cider farm
MaliA wrote:
Went cider farm
The y in that spelling of cider is amazingly effective at conjuring the sound of the west country.
Findus Fop wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Went cider farm
The y in that spelling of cider is amazingly effective at conjuring the sound of the west country.
Obviously on the packaging, not Mali's post.
Bamba wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
That actually looks like your old road
.Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.
Near Hibs stadium in Edinburgh.
Grim... wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
That actually looks like your old road
.Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.
Near Hibs stadium in Edinburgh.
Fringe or rugby?
Trooper wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
That actually looks like your old road
.Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.
Near Hibs stadium in Edinburgh.
Fringe or rugby?
Fringe, sadly.
Grim... wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
That actually looks like your old road
.Only in so much as great swathes of Glasgow streets look like that. I'd guess he's in the West end somewhere if I had to take a swing at it from that picture.
Near Hibs stadium in Edinburgh.
Oh, they definitely don't sound like me then. You'll be lucky to hear a Scottish accent in Edinburgh at the best of times, and it's even less likely during the festival. And even if you did, it would likely be an Edinburgh accent which is unintentionally hilarious.
Redmi Note 7 cellphone to replace the battered 9 Lite. I like it. A snip at £180.
I bought one of those pick axe tools a while ago. Worth every penny!
They're fucking awesome aren't they! I had a tree to take out, I'd just got by with a spade and a lot of swearing before but I breezed it with that. Good for just turning over the soil as well.
Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump. 
Jem wrote:
Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump.
For sale in many shops, you just need to take your pick
Why are you like this.
Jem wrote:
Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump.
Here you go:
https://www.screwfix.com/p/verve-mattock-35/9044x
MaliA wrote:
Jem wrote:
Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump.
For sale in many shops, you just need to take your mattock
FTFY
They're a little cheaper on ebay.
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre ... 3164767580
That's the one I have.
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre ... 3164767580
That's the one I have.
Markg offsetting his electric car by destroying trees with fire.
Beexers in this thread suddenly all looking like a group of serial killers.
It was more of a spree than a serial act.
Cras wrote:
Why are you like this.
I gotta be me
markg wrote:
It was more of a spree than a serial act.
Looked like.....
.....
Wait for it
How’d you fit them all in that burny bin at once? You need to plan better. Surely someone here can set you up with a spread sheet. I bet The Vision has one.
Bored waiting
Tree fellers to me
Pets ‘r’ Us butt plug.
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I’ve got one of those!
They’re difficult to wash after use. Stuff gets in all the bristles.
They’re difficult to wash after use. Stuff gets in all the bristles.
markg wrote:
Jem wrote:
Ooh, where did you get it from? I need to get some stumps out and using a shit old spade takes about a week per stump.
Here you go:
https://www.screwfix.com/p/verve-mattock-35/9044x
TheVision wrote:
They're a little cheaper on ebay.
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre ... 3164767580
That's the one I have.
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre ... 3164767580
That's the one I have.
Thanks both
[NARRATOR] And that’s how Jem joined the Beex Serial Killers Club <outtro>
Mimi wrote:
[NARRATOR] And that’s how Jem joined the Beex Serial Killers Club <outtro>
<Insert picture of Gaz looking spooky>
DavPaz wrote:
Mimi wrote:
[NARRATOR] And that’s how Jem joined the Beex Serial Killers Club <outtro>
<Insert picture of Gaz looking spooky>
So basically any picture of Gaz then?