Be Excellent To Each Other

You are Amy Madison. You are a schoolgirl, and you are witch. You'd quite like to get together with Angel. You want to zap everyone with your spells and you'd be super-happy if you zap more than six people.
Each night, you choose a person to zap with your spell. Who knows what will happen? You're a powerful witch, but you've had no practise.

[The following wasn't revealed to Amy's player]
The spells are one of the following at random:
Pzzt. Nothing happens.
Vwoop! The target grows a big green nose.
Vapow! The target is paranoid, and must vote for someone in every post they make.
Zhoom! The target's "name" is revealed to Amy
Boom! The target explodes into four messy chunks.
Berrrling! The target is immediatly split up from any partner they might have.
Whammo! The target is roleblocked on the next night.

You are Angel. You are a vampire, and you are fucking awesome. You may want to pretend to be a schoolboy if you want to hide. You want to kill Buffy and you'd be super-happy if you kill all the non-vampires. You are on a team with Spike, and any turned humans. You may talk to your team via PM at any time.

As a creature of the night you can choose to kill a human or turn a human (note that for the purposes of your win condition, a turned human is still dead). Killing a human takes one night, and turning a human takes two consecutive nights.
Instead of killing or turning someone, you can send one of your turned humans out to investigate. They will find out if the person you are investigating is Buffy's friend or not Buffy's friend.
This is important because if you try to kill or turn Buffy or one of her friends she will kick your ass, and you will spend the next night recovering (so your team will not be able to do anything that night). Buffy can only protect one person each night, and she does so in a set order of "how much she likes them".
So, to recap - both Spike and you can kill or start turning / finish turning someone each night, or a turned human can investigate (if you have one). Turned humans will gain the kill / turn ability if one of you dies. If you have no turned humans you cannot investigate, but you don't have to kill anyone if you don't want to.
Finally, Jonathan knows who you are, and you can communicate with him freely.

You are Spike. You are a vampire, and you are fucking awesome. You may want to pretend to be a schoolboy if you want to hide. You want to kill Buffy and you'd be super-happy if you kill all the non-vampires. You are on a team with Angel, and any turned humans. You may talk to your team via PM at any time.

[Everything else as above]

Things the vampire players weren't told:

Spike:
Further information (not told to the player at the start) for day 4 onwards:
You have fallen in love with Buffy, and the initiative has put a chip in your head that stops you from hurting people. You would now be super-happy if you hook up with Buffy and kill all the non-vampires except for her.
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.
You may not directly, indirectly, obviously or even slightly hint at the name of your fellow vampires to other players. You may vote for them, but only after at least two other people have, and you should lie about your reason if asked.
Only you know this.

Angel:
Further information (not told to the player at the start) if Spike hooks up with Buffy:
You are very angry that Spike has hooked up with Buffy. You would now be super-happy if you are the last vampire left standing at the end of the game.
You may not directly, indirectly, obviously or even slightly hint at the name of your fellow vampires to other players. You may vote for them, but only after at least two other people have, and you should lie about your reason if asked.
Bear in mind that Spike is Buffy's boyfriend, and she's likely to be incredibly violent to anyone that tries to attack him...
Only you know this.

Further information (not told to the player at the start) if Buffy role-blocks Angel if Buffy isn't with Spike:
You have fallen in love with Buffy, and she has shown you that killing humans be bad, yo. You would now be super-happy if you hook up with Buffy and kill all the vampires.
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.
You may not directly, indirectly, obviously or even slightly hint at the name of your fellow vampires to other players. You may vote for them, but only after at least two other people have, and you should lie about your reason if asked.
Only you know this.

You are Buffy Summers. You are a Schoolgirl vampire slayer, and you are fucking hard. You will automatically protect your friends or yourself in they are in danger overnight. You want to protect all your friends, and you'd be super-happy if you protected all your friends and survived.

You are Xander Harris. You are a schoolboy, and you are fucking useless. You'd quite like to get together with Cordelia or Willow. You want to kill all the baddies and you'd be super-happy if you kill all the baddies and have a living girlfriend at the end of the game.
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.

Further information (not told to the player at the start) if Willow goes mental:
Oh noes! The most powerful person on the planet has gone bat-shit insane!
You have to find her and give her cuddles and tell her you love her in the most anti-climatic rubbish way of stopping a baddie ever!
PM me who you want to cuddle each night.

You are Daniel "Oz" Osbourne. You are a schoolboy, and you are pretty cool. You'd quite like to get together with Willow. You want to survive and you'd be super-happy if you survive and have a boyfriend at the end of the game.
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.

Further information (not told to the player at the start) if they get turned:
You've been called many things - Adlet, Day-walker, Varcolac, Hybrid - but Abomination is simpler. As fate would have it, you're a werewolf who has been turned by a vampire, and now you are stronger than both - and utterly, utterly mental.
The vampire that turned you was Spike, and he got away, but only just. It's time to start wreaking some havoc.
You're no longer interested in Willow, you now want to kill the vampire that turned you and you'd be super-happy if you fucking kill everyone.
PM me the name of the player you wish to kill each night.
(Note - the vamps lose a turn just like they would if Buffy blocked them)


Further information (not told to the player at the start) on every day divisible by 4 assuming he's not been turned:
Uh-ohs, full moon! Either you voluntarily lock yourself up for a day or you kill a random person tonight! If you choose to lock yourself up then you can only post single-word answers, and you are not allowed to vote. Let me know your decision before you post, or I'll assume you're going to get your wolf on.

You are Rupert Giles. You are a School librarian, and you are a watcher. You may want to pretend to be a schoolboy if you want to hide. You want to kill all baddies and you'd be super-happy if you kill all baddies and Buffy survives.
Each night you can choose someone to investigate. Reading books is slow, so it will take two nights to learn about them - you must investigate the same person twice in a row to get the info.

Further information (not told to the player at the start) if Buffy dies and Dawn is alive:
Man, shame about Buffy. Still, now she can't stop Dawn from helping you you can investigate faster - you now get the results of your investigation straight away.

You are Harmony Kendall. You are a schoolgirl, and you are very snobby. You'd quite like to get together with Spike. You want to survive and you'd be super-happy if you survive and have a living partner at the end of the game.
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.

You are Jonathan Levinson. You are a schoolboy, and you are nutcase genius. You'd quite like to get together with Cordilia. You want everyone to die and you'd be super-happy if you survived to see it.

Because you are a genius, you've figured out that there are some vampires hanging around, and you've joined their team. You can communicate with them when you wish.

You are Dawn Summers. You are a schoolgirl, and you are really annoying. You'd quite like to get together with Xander. You want to survive and you'd be super-happy if you survive and have a living partner at the end of the game.
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.

You should also send me some posts that you'd like inserted into the previous days of the game - just three or four will do, and they don't have to be long. It will look to everyone else as if you've been playing all along.

You are Anya Jenkins. You are a schoolgirl, and you are verngance demon. You'd quite like to get together with Xander. You want to survive and you'd be super-happy if you survive and grant three wishes.
Yes, as the vengance demon, you have a sixth sense for when two people have split up and you offer the girl a chance to make one wish, which you can grant - you have to be alive to offer the wish, though. You can make your offer via PM at any point during the game (I will PM you to tell you when someone has split up).
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.

You are Willow Rosenberg. You are a shoolgirl, and you are a witch. You'd quite like to get together with anyone else. You want to kill all the baddies and you'd be super-happy if you kill all the baddies and have a living partner at the end of the game.
If you hook up with Tara you will gain the ability to kill while you are both still alive.
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.

Further information (not told to the player at the start) for day 2 onwards (assuming Tara isn't involved):
Hey, you're getting pretty good at this witch stuff. You can now do a spell during any day to find out someone's gender. PM me with the target.

Further information (not told to the player at the start) for day 4 onwards (assuming Tara isn't involved):
Man, hardcore which power! You can now do a spell during any day to find out someone's "want". PM me with the target.

Further information (not told to the player at the start) for day 6 onwards (assuming Tara isn't involved):
Witchy brain-power! You can now communicate freely with Buffy, who is played by XXXX. Buffy can feel free to answer back.

Further information (not told to the player at the start) if Willow's current partner dies:
Oh no, XXXX is dead! You are not going to take that shit lying down! MAGIC-BOOK-VACUUM-SHOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
You must kill one person per day by PMing me their name. You now want to kill the people involved in XXXX's death and you'd be super-happy if you kill everybody. You lose any previous witchy-powers you have. Buffy isn't your friend any more.
(Note: as soon as Willow's partner is killed the next day will immediatly start with a description of skinned people and general fuck-uppary).

Further information (not told to the player at the start) if Xander cuddles Willow:
Bah. Xander fucking Harris has given you a cuddle and apparently you've decided that being the most powerful being in existance isn't for you, so you're back to wanting to kill all the baddies and you'd be super-happy if you kill all the baddies and have a living girlfriend at the end of the game. However, you've given up on magic because it sends you a bit crazy.

Further information (not told to the player at the start) if Willow's is turned:
You are now super-hot vampire Willow, and you lose any witchy-powers you have. Also, you are a total sex-hound, and can have more than one partner at once. Buffy isn't your friend any more.

You are Faith Lehane. You are a schoolgirl, and you are hot and a bit crazy. You'd quite like to get together with any living boy. You want to survive and you'd be super-happy if you survive and have a living partner at the end of the game.

You are Cordelia Chase. You are a schoolgirl, and you are super-fucking hot. You'd quite like to get together with Xander. You want to survive and you'd be super-happy if you survive and have a boyfriend at the end of the game.
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.

You are Tara Maclay. You are a schoolgirl, and you are a bit dull. You'd quite like to get together with Willow. You want to kill all the baddies and you'd be super-happy if you kill all the baddies and have a living partner at the end of the game.
If you hook up with Willow she will gain the ability to kill while you are both still alive.
At the end of each day you should PM me the name of the person you'd like to hook up with. If it's someone you like, you will get together. If they are already together with someone, you will split the old couple up first.

If someone wants to be your girlfriend / boyfriend then you will always say "yes".