Be Excellent To Each Other

I'm just easily swayed. If that's the worst of my faults then so be it...

[vote:Mr Russ]

It dun look like oi picked a silly aaccent to adopt then MaliA?

There's only a 25% chance you're telling the truth right there.

By saying you don't want to be recruited by the cult, it strikes me as you want them to attempt.

So this leads to one of the following conclusions.

1) You're the cult leader and you want everyone to believe otherwise.
2) You're in the mafia, and want to thawrt the cult asap
3) You're in a townie roll that can't be recruited and want to thwart the cult asap
4) You actively want to be part of the cult
5) You're playing a double (or tripple) bluff
6) You're naive
7) Some other reason!

So um, yeah, look, look over there it's a brown dog, yes a brown one!

Malc

I think you're just reading too much into my excitability this morning. I'm just overeager as I haven't played this since the first game.

Game? A GAME?!?!?!?

This is life or death, man!

It's more impotent than that.

Myoptika in the middle of a Craster and Malc Sandwich?

Sorry...

*gets his trowel out; starts to rebuild fourth wall*

That was Russ's suggestion. I'm not sure I'd buy it, it would make him either the Governator (if he really was that he should definitely be keeping his head down), or the mime.
With the copying of craster's voting, it#'d be tempting to think he is the mime too, but then why give his role away like that.

Nice attempt at a deflection, but I'm still suspicious of you.

Well oi knows you're only saying thart kalmar because you've are bein voted fur; but oim going to [vote:myoptika] because oi thinks you're more loikely to be a townie, whad with the way yous came into the town all jovial and 'appy this morn.

KevR has been quiet... too quiet...

[vote:KevR]

I'm going with MaliA on this one, because I can't read any more posts like that.

[vote:Mr Russ]

If you're going to lynch me, can I at least ask you to put 'Here lies myoptika, Vanilla Townie' as my epitaph?

Everyone should know what I'm like on this forum. I post a lot in every section, hence I was always going to be the most vocal in here. If being vocal means you're going to end up getting lynched, I'll never win this game.

Kalmar, on the other hand, has now only become vocal now. It just strikes me as a little weird.

oh man, now you get lynched just for being in character a bit???
<twitches>

Russ sounds like he aught to be the farmer or...?

I think it's what you say, rather than how much you say. I'm sure "big mouth" Comical and his two victories would agree.

Then I'm just rubbish at this game. I don't see why that should be held against me.

*shrugs*

I was away training since last week so I've not been on the forum at all. I at least said "hi" in the chat thread this morning which is a whole lot more than some people!

Calm down chap, this is what the bad guys want us townies to do - fight between us. It won't do us any good at all.

But I'm with you on the vocal=high risk thing. That did happen to me in the first game, you might recall. Hence why I'm a bit jumpy in this one.

I'm thinking kalmar's pretty straight at the moment. Myoptika is being myp, and my vote for Mr russ stays the same.

Well oive said my piece. Oill be orf in the fields for the rest o the day. Myoptika, if yous bin a townie oim truly sorry.

I don't agree. Just being vocal isn't the same thing as being vocal and suspicious, and both of you are that.

The above was aimed at Myp and Kalmar, by the way.

I tend to agree.

Malc

Oh, oi just warnted to aaadd: it be a shame there b'aint more people in character as it dun make the game good fun. Like good ol' Dimmers bein' all crazy in the last game. Although oi'll probably tone down the aaccent a bit arfter I get bored of trying to translate every word.

Then you should know how I feel now. I want to 100% equivocably state that I am a Vanilla Townie. Lynching me would be a mistake.

Kalmar, I think, is member of a group. I am not sure which group, though. I'm swaying towards thinking that they might be cult, but far too early in the game to know with any degree of certainty. I know from the first game that sometime Kalmar doth protest too much, which last time wrongly condemned him, so it might just be that, also.

I think it is too early to get any great hints, but the Monkey meter picks up vibes that Kalmar is not just a townie - whether his role is positive or negative, though, I am not sure. For the moment I think perhaps a cult member, but he could also be a positive character such as police or doctor, so not sure yet.

I shall check back a little later as I must not let work grin to a complete halt.

Also, well done CG for organising this

At least now we know that Kalmar is innocent.

In a town not far from here, I'm sure one of your relatives said the exact same thing before they were unmasked as a serial killer...

Everyone not posting must be baddies.

Except kalmar & Myoptika who are the Serial Killer and his kinky sex slave.

And another, just before they weren't unmasked as the cult leader.

Killer Koleman? Yes, it was a shame what happened to him. I think he walked in on his mum having sex with Peter Griffin in a sailor suit, and went stark, raving bonkers.

We're only related by marriage though. I am not like him.

My last post was aimed at Myop / Curiosity, natch.

I don't know. I think Kalmar is pretty highly suspicious, but I thought that about Bluecup last time and that didn't work out so well.

Of course, if we lynch anyone and they turn out to be a townie, then it's the Governor's fault for not stopping it.
Actually, if we manage to lynch the Governor, can they still overturn it, and would it be without revealing anything (so we'd know that the Governor had stopped it, but not that we'd just tried to lynch him anyway)?

If you lynch the Governor, they'll just pardon themselves. You won't know the difference between them pardoning themselves and them pardoning someone else. That makes the Guv. nice and unlynchable.

So, for clarity, once someone has the required number of votes, the thread is locked pending the Guv's decision which must be within 6 hours of the lock. If the time expires or if the Guv says hang, the person dies.

*gets up from chair outside pub*
*walks to bar*
*Orders 2 pints of Rampaging Vicar*
[vote:myoptika]
*burps*

Vote Update

malia: 1 votes (gazchap)
kevr: 1 votes (curiosity)
myoptika: 4 votes (plissken, lacesensor, mr russ, kalmar)
mr russ: 2 votes (malia, joans)
kalmar: 2 votes (zardoz, rodafowa)

Not voted: jbr, sinister agent, mimi, kevr, myoptika, goddess jasmine, sheepeh, craster, runcle, spinglo sponglo!

Oh dear. *sighs again*

I'm going to have to vote for Kalmar again. Sorry old buddy, but otherwise I'm going to cark it myself.

[vote:kalmar]

I have to go out for a couple of hours.

I'll try and come to my first proper decision when I get back

whens the deadline for this anyway?

9am wed.

Definitely up to something.
I dont think ANYONE who is a vanilla townie should out themselves as such, as if it is indeed true, you are giving yourself up to the mafia or cult.

Likewise.

I'm going to
vote:Craster

Oops, I mean
[vote:Craster]

Why? Would you prefer me to out myself as a doctor or mafia? Now that would be silly.

That was aimed at LaceSensor.

Theres something about myoptika in this game that is bugging me like the way comical was in previous games. The fact that he has outed himself as being a townie would surely alert the cult leader into a safe recruit at night, thats if he is a townie mind. Im still not sure though.