Work out the clues and take a photo. Any member of the team may post a photo. Make sure you put the number of the clue it is from. One photo per post. The first correct photo posted will earn a point for that team. The team with the most points at 5pm on Monday 12th August will be the winners. Photos must be original and taken by a team member (unless the team member wishes to be in the photo). Photos must be new, so no digging up photos you've already taken. More clues will be added as the week progresses - when that happens a new post will be added to this thread indicating the fact.

1) There's a friendly noise and a message on-screen,
You've done something good and have a bigger e-peen! LB

2) Can't think of a clue,
For number two,
I'll just tell you,
Go find a canoe. YM

3) Grab this one before it's taken,
it's how the Jamaicans all say 'bacon' YM

4) These cars are really handy
For driving in the mud.
Until you slap into a tree!
Fucking ABS. Thud! YM

5) She's the most beautiful girl there ever could be
So find a photo of her in a magazine for me. YM

6) This one could be tricky, so take triple points from me.
You'll find it storing nuts for winter or hiding in a tree. YM YM YM

7) These things have little nobbles, and are something you will know
We've built things with them forever, and everyone will want a go! LB

8) It's the companies flagship product, and saying otherwise is just lies.
Even though it's not really scottish, it'll likely come with large fries. LB

9) Once it held a family, or maybe an office or store,
But now it just stands empty - it's not useful any more. YM

10) These can float in the air, they can tumble and glide.
I want a photo of what Wash was, right before he *spoiler* YM

11) This guy's fucking famous, he's even on TV!
All I want you to do is snap his truck for me. LB

12) A zillion tonnes of burning gas, and a fuck-load of miles from town,
Just like when I'm with your mum I want to see it going down. LB

13) Charlotte shits these out all day,
I can't think of anything that rhymes. YM

14) They can be round or square and big or small but one thing is for sure,
They're there for cooking meat on, until you can eat no more. YM

15) They sometimes can be noisy, and sometimes they can pong,
But I want you to show me just where our milk comes from. LB

16) You lazy buggers! To get you out of bed,
I want to see a photo of 12 coming up instead.

17) This is the last card the dealer puts down,
But I want to see one that lives in a town. YM

18) You can wear them on your feet and they rhyme with 'Mike',
I happen to have lots of them. What is there not to like? LB

19) I studied the bastard thing at school, Arthur Miller wrote it in 1955.
Take a photo of what the title talks about - and then do me a nice hand jive*. LB

20) It was older than the Megadrive and older than the Gear thing,
I want a photo of the biggest brother, and it's got to have a game in.

21) It's dark and you don't know what's inside,
It's a place where monsters love to hide. LB

22) You press them all day on your job,
I only want the "F", you nob. YM

23) Something that is bad for me,
Exactly 130 calories, you see.

24) Lots of singers can sound wrong,
What needs the name of the artist and not the song? YM

25) They fucked each other in the ninties, but the didn't fuck me.
Show me a picture of six people being friendly on your TV. LB

26) Some people get the brush out before they even think,
Take me a photo of a house that's pink. YM

27) They travel south when it's warm, and north when it's not.
Grab a picture of one in the sky, you clot.

28) They play the music, everybody dances.
Get yourself a photo - what are the chances? YM

29) You can't have half of one, as Slightly Green knows.
Take this picture with your toes*! YM

30) Mother fucker be big, mother fucker be white.
No, it isn't Grim... - you'll see it tonight!

31) It's been in American Horror, it's been in Buffy.
It's a house not a person - four points if you're lucky**! YM YM YM YM

32) "Not a dog", "Big blue wobbly thing"
That's that silly Baldrick put in. YM

33) It's those Friends again, and this one is rather tricky.
Show me who's related to the Governor of New York City***. (2 points) TLB TLB

34) Veggies can't eat pigs, but have no fear,
This one's all good if it has a green ear. YM

35) Physics be hard, let's all go figure,
When this liquid is a solid, the bugger gets bigger. YM

36) They take away things we don't need - win!
Take a picture of their truck lifting up a bin. LB

37) This fucking logo is everywhere, it just won't drop.
Get a picture of one - don't get angry, don't stop. YM

38) A great way to keep paper in order,
Show me the ammo it uses, but not the holder. LB

39) Not a dog and not a child,
A fucking moggie out in the wild. (There's the opportunity for three bonus points here) YM

40) To get this one you won't need to be sporty,
Grab a photo of house number 40. YM


* You don't have to really
** Four points for getting a photo from an episode of Buffy, one point for getting a photo from American Horror. Note that if you post the Buffy photo after someone else posts the AH one you will score three points.
*** Yeah, I know. But "state" didn't rhyme.

At the end of the task special guest judge Bamba will pick his favourite photo out of all those that score a point, and the opposing team will lose a member.

Our dedicated judges are making a decision on your entry for #10.

Would.

[edit]Well, that ruined it.

Well it does say she comes in green , so just take her in the canoe

Sorry Myp, we're not going to accept your picture of the leaf.

Zaph's keyboard be filthy!