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If anyone on the balloon would like to sing a riff to put "paved paradise" out of my head I'd be ever so grateful, thanks.

I'd much rather watch the sheer majesty that is Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway

I am out of the office for most of the day, thankfully I have a team mate to defend my, clearly sane, view point.

*Places top hat back on after a day of pretending to be the great Ghandi. It's a bit damp*

Hold it!!

The Rev Owen and Dudley want to pave over paradise. That place where all your dreams are fulfilled?

Surely there are better places to build parking, like hell for example. Nothing wrong with a bit of underground parking.

Of course, this is exactly the sort of thinking of the bitter and angry men that are The Rev Owen and Dudley. Always wanting to ruin people's one chance at happiness.

b) Drive down some lovely roads to a car park by the shops, do your shopping, then drive home?

How on earth, or rather in a balloon a mile above the earth, is any one supposed to defend this?

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

I'd much rather watch the sheer majesty that is Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway

Bobbyaro wrote:

Space cowboys? Pfah.

What are you? Some sort of girl???!!!

Space cowboys? Pfah.

I boycot this balloon and all who sail in her.

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I boycot this balloon and all who sail in her.

Why Mr Deadperson? It's a shame that you never got in to the spirit of things.

Cocked that up. *takes top hat off in shame*

Should read

Craster wrote:

Space cowboys? Pfah.

What are you? Some sort of girl???!!!

Bluecup wrote:

Cocked that up. *takes top hat off in shame*

Should read

Craster wrote:

Space cowboys? Pfah.

What are you? Some sort of girl???!!!

I'm clearly not a girl - look, I'm licking Holly Willoughby's face. Wouldn't you like to do that? Mmm. Holly.

And Ant & Dec

I'm not a girl.

I do have long hair like a lady, but I also have a big manly beard.

Do you have some sort of deep hatred against the ladies? A fem-phobia?

Bluecup wrote:

Do you have some sort of deep hatred against the ladies? A fem-phobia?

Says the man who would turn down the lovely Holly in favour of weak chocolatey beverages.

Craster wrote:

Bluecup wrote:

Do you have some sort of deep hatred against the ladies? A fem-phobia?

Says the man who would turn down the lovely Holly in favour of weak chocolatey beverages.

No. It's a preference for a relaxed evening over a blind panic fumble. :hat:

Bluecup wrote:

Craster wrote:

Bluecup wrote:

Do you have some sort of deep hatred against the ladies? A fem-phobia?

Says the man who would turn down the lovely Holly in favour of weak chocolatey beverages.

No. It's a preference for a relaxed evening over a blind panic fumble. :hat:

Why do ladies cause you to enter a panic, Bluecup? Where is this fear from? Tell us about your childhood.

Again I must turn to the internetotron. And it does not let me down.

Plus being confused at anyone turning down hotsexings for sudoku. Sudoku!

National Television Awards "Most Popular Entertainment Presenter" joint winners 2005, 2006, 2007
National Television Awards "Most Popular Entertainment Programme" 2003, 2004, 2007
British Comedy Awards "Best Comedy Entertainment Personality" joint winners 2003, 2004
2007 Bafta Nomination "Best Entertainment Performance" 2007

Now that's an impressive record for an impressive pair of guys. I'd like to see the "didn't even make it to a full series" Firefly come close to 5 solid years of award-winning brilliance.

Have Ant and Dec had a feature film?

I notice you didn't include the 2005 British Comedy Awards People's Choice Award which they stole from the true winner, The Catherine Tate Show.

Bluecup wrote:

I bet you do a secret bit of lusting after that Catherine Tate, while you're sat at home on your sofa with your puzzles and your mug of cocoa.

Dear diary. My survival in this balloon so far has been a successful period of slander, offensive libel, and witless blathering, peppered with a little bit of general knowledge. It appears I may have stumbled on a situation where my cast aspertions are actually being met by reasoned discussion and counterpoint. This disturbs me, as it should be eminently clear that I don't have the faintest idea what I'm talking about. I need a distraction.

Might I also suggest that anyone wanting to pave over the ground, given our current predicament, is a few sandwiches short of a six pack.

Author:	Plissken [ Tue Aug 05, 2008 22:38 ]
Post subject:	Bransons Balloon - Day 3
The current players are BlueCup Dudley JBR Bobbyaro The Rev Owen Craster Day 3 dawns with good and bad news. The bad news is, the balloon is plunging more quickly than thought. The good news is... I've found an extra Springomatic 2000 on board, so I can chuck two of you overboard this evening. Therefore I split you into pairs. Each pair are given a subject to defend vigorously, passionately and if they don't do it well enough, to the death. The other pairs may poke holes in their arguments, preferably using big pointy sticks. Team Terminal Velocity - The Rev Owen and Dudley must defend the subject "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot. Good for them, who gives a shit about trees and stuff anyway!" Team High Impact - JBR and Craster have to support the proposition that "Firefly was a big pile of wank, I'd much rather watch the sheer majesty that is Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway." Team Interesting New Landscape Feature - BlueCup and Bobbyaro agree that "Given a choice between a night of mad passionate sex with Angelina Jolie/Holly Willoughby/<Insert gorgeous pouting sex kitten here>, I'd rather spend the night in with a cup of cocoa and a book of Sudoku puzzles. And then get sucked off by Jade Goody." Of course, you can also continue to argue for the ejection of another pair by the usual means. One team will be ejected at 10pm tomorrow night.

Author:	Dudley [ Tue Aug 05, 2008 22:59 ]
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Excellent, I've got the one thing I actually agree with to defend. Parking lots? Let's build an entire race track!

Author:	JBR [ Tue Aug 05, 2008 23:34 ]
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Good work, merry villagers. See how I make happy V for victory signs in your general direction from up here. Now, to use the internet-o-matic to find out what Firefly is or was. Also what a Dec is. Of course I know what an ant is - so many of them from up here. If anyone on the balloon would like to sing a riff to put "paved paradise" out of my head I'd be ever so grateful, thanks.

Author:	Dudley [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:42 ]
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JBR wrote: If anyone on the balloon would like to sing a riff to put "paved paradise" out of my head I'd be ever so grateful, thanks. Stupid whiny hippie song, trying to spoil all our fun.

Author:	Bobbyaro [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:23 ]
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How on earth, or rather in a balloon a mile above the earth, is any one supposed to defend this? ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! I'd much rather watch the sheer majesty that is Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway It seems a forgone conclusion, unfortunately. Might as well end it now. Meta info below: ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! I am out of the office for most of the day, thankfully I have a team mate to defend my, clearly sane, view point.

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Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:52 ]
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Places top hat back on after a day of pretending to be the great Ghandi. It's a bit damp Hold it!! The Rev Owen and Dudley want to pave over paradise. That place where all your dreams are fulfilled? Surely there are better places to build parking, like hell for example. Nothing wrong with a bit of underground parking. Of course, this is exactly the sort of thinking of the bitter and angry men that are The Rev Owen and Dudley. Always wanting to ruin people's one chance at happiness.

Author:	The Rev Owen [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:52 ]
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Come on! Would you rather a) Trudge for miles to the nearest shops through woodland, being bitten by insects, attacked by rodents and having to get really muddy finding your way through ditches, then have to haul yourself all the way back again with your shopping or b) Drive down some lovely roads to a car park by the shops, do your shopping, then drive home? Seems pretty obvious to me.

Author:	Dudley [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:56 ]
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Bluecup wrote: Places top hat back on after a day of pretending to be the great Ghandi. It's a bit damp Hold it!! The Rev Owen and Dudley want to pave over paradise. That place where all your dreams are fulfilled? Surely there are better places to build parking, like hell for example. Nothing wrong with a bit of underground parking. Of course, this is exactly the sort of thinking of the bitter and angry men that are The Rev Owen and Dudley. Always wanting to ruin people's one chance at happiness. This IS paradise. And it's a parking lot. We're paving over HippieLand and implementing awesome.

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:05 ]
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The Rev Owen wrote: b) Drive down some lovely roads to a car park by the shops, do your shopping, then drive home? Are you saying that paradise is adjacent to some shops? What are you? Some sort of girl???!!!

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:31 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote: How on earth, or rather in a balloon a mile above the earth, is any one supposed to defend this? ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! I'd much rather watch the sheer majesty that is Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway It's quite simple, really. I could begin by listing the amount of awards that the dynamic duo have racked up for their various evening family entertainment shows, or the massive viewing figures of happy families that tune in every night - but the answer really is very simple - I am so badly gay for Ant & Dec. Space cowboys? Pfah.

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:39 ]
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Craster wrote: Bobbyaro wrote: Space cowboys? Pfah. What are you? Some sort of girl???!!!

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:40 ]
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Cocked that up. takes top hat off in shame Should read Craster wrote: Space cowboys? Pfah. What are you? Some sort of girl???!!![/quote][/quote]

Author:	ElephantBanjoGnome [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:43 ]
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I boycot this balloon and all who sail in her.

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:47 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote: I boycot this balloon and all who sail in her. Why Mr Deadperson? It's a shame that you never got in to the spirit of things.

Author:	Plissken [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:48 ]
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Shut up CG. You're dead.

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:54 ]
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Bluecup wrote: Cocked that up. takes top hat off in shame Should read Craster wrote: Space cowboys? Pfah. What are you? Some sort of girl???!!! [/quote][/quote] I'm clearly not a girl - look, I'm licking Holly Willoughby's face. Wouldn't you like to do that? Mmm. Holly. And Ant & Dec

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:56 ]
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Craster wrote: Bluecup wrote: Cocked that up. takes top hat off in shame Should read Craster wrote: Space cowboys? Pfah. What are you? Some sort of girl???!!! I'm clearly not a girl - look, I'm licking Holly Willoughby's face. Wouldn't you like to do that? Mmm. Holly. And Ant & Dec Pah, proves nothing.

Author:	The Rev Owen [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:24 ]
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I'm not a girl. I do have long hair like a lady, but I also have a big manly beard.

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:26 ]
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The Rev Owen wrote: I'm not a girl. I do have long hair like a lady, but I also have a big manly beard. Ah, that'll explain the odd dislike of the beautiful countryside, then. Ickle birdies nesting in your beardie-weirdie, were there? So you respond with thoughtless destruction and turn the place into a concrete wasteland, you sick fuck.

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:29 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bransons Balloon - Day 3
The Rev Owen wrote: I'm not a girl. I do have long hair like a lady, but I also have a big manly beard. A bit quick to defend yourself there. What's wrong with being called a girl? Do you have some sort of deep hatred against the ladies? A fem-phobia? I don't think we should have to put up with your sexist attitudes around here.

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:39 ]
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Bluecup wrote: Do you have some sort of deep hatred against the ladies? A fem-phobia? Says the man who would turn down the lovely Holly in favour of weak chocolatey beverages.

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:43 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bransons Balloon - Day 3
Craster wrote: Bluecup wrote: Do you have some sort of deep hatred against the ladies? A fem-phobia? Says the man who would turn down the lovely Holly in favour of weak chocolatey beverages. No. It's a preference for a relaxed evening over a blind panic fumble.

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:45 ]
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Bluecup wrote: Craster wrote: Bluecup wrote: Do you have some sort of deep hatred against the ladies? A fem-phobia? Says the man who would turn down the lovely Holly in favour of weak chocolatey beverages. No. It's a preference for a relaxed evening over a blind panic fumble. Why do ladies cause you to enter a panic, Bluecup? Where is this fear from? Tell us about your childhood.

Author:	JBR [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:53 ]
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Again I must turn to the internetotron. And it does not let me down. Firefly has an "atypical backdrop for the science fiction narrative". FFS Ant and Dec allow you to win the ads Firefly was created by a bloke who is, and therefore presumably likes being, weed on Ant and Dec are scheduled at such a time that you can watch it whilst doing your hair and getting your glad rags on ready to hit the town on a Saturday night, without imposing on said activity. If that's what you like Firefly is mostly watched on DVD - dodgy VD for all who watch it Ant and Dec provided Beyonce, Pussycat Dolls and Girls Aloud, and therefore is much easier to wank to

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:59 ]
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Craster wrote: Bluecup wrote: Craster wrote: Bluecup wrote: Do you have some sort of deep hatred against the ladies? A fem-phobia? Says the man who would turn down the lovely Holly in favour of weak chocolatey beverages. No. It's a preference for a relaxed evening over a blind panic fumble. Why do ladies cause you to enter a panic, Bluecup? Where is this fear from? Tell us about your childhood. What's wrong with being more gentlemanly and live in an age of innocence? Oh, that right. You are in love with the corporate whores that are Ant and Dec who suck the life and soul out of Saturday night TV. Now Firefly. That was a show with soul which I think you lack Craster.

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:00 ]
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JBR wrote: Again I must turn to the internetotron. And it does not let me down. Why haven't you used the internetotron to call for help? Or a least a help file. Selfish. Just plain selfish.

Author:	JBR [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:16 ]
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It is there for all to use. I am just not thinking straight - something to do with trying to remember all the ads I've seen so I might stand a chance of winwinwinning. Plus being confused at anyone turning down hotsexings for sudoku. Sudoku!

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:23 ]
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JBR wrote: Plus being confused at anyone turning down hotsexings for sudoku. Sudoku! Sigh. I explained this all above if you care to read. Or are you to busy selfishly looking up Ant and Dec pictures on the internetotron. Oh, look. You've used all the download allowance up now.

Author:	JBR [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:41 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bransons Balloon - Day 3
There's nowt gentlemanly at denying someone their, you know, what they need type jobby. How can this be? I have only browsed textual sites? I suspect those of you who are denying themselves the pleasures of the flesh. Your sudoku can't mask your erection.

Author:	Bluecup [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 13:57 ]
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Craster and JBR smells of poo. That is all.

Author:	Dudley [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 14:25 ]
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Like the rest of Ant and Dec's audience.

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 14:38 ]
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National Television Awards "Most Popular Entertainment Presenter" joint winners 2005, 2006, 2007 National Television Awards "Most Popular Entertainment Programme" 2003, 2004, 2007 British Comedy Awards "Best Comedy Entertainment Personality" joint winners 2003, 2004 2007 Bafta Nomination "Best Entertainment Performance" 2007 Now that's an impressive record for an impressive pair of guys. I'd like to see the "didn't even make it to a full series" Firefly come close to 5 solid years of award-winning brilliance.

Author:	The Rev Owen [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 14:40 ]
Post subject:	Re: Bransons Balloon - Day 3
Craster wrote: National Television Awards "Most Popular Entertainment Presenter" joint winners 2005, 2006, 2007 National Television Awards "Most Popular Entertainment Programme" 2003, 2004, 2007 British Comedy Awards "Best Comedy Entertainment Personality" joint winners 2003, 2004 2007 Bafta Nomination "Best Entertainment Performance" 2007 Now that's an impressive record for an impressive pair of guys. I'd like to see the "didn't even make it to a full series" Firefly come close to 5 solid years of award-winning brilliance. Have Ant and Dec had a feature film? Oh, yes... Alien Autopsy. Case. Closed.

Author:	Cras [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 14:41 ]
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The Rev Owen wrote: Have Ant and Dec had a feature film? Not one that's relevant to the current discussion, no. How's your wildlife-phobia coming on?