Be Excellent To Each Other

What's in your drawer?

I don't have one. I don't even have a desk.

Grim..., are you a grizzled detective? The kind of hard living flat foot who gets the job done by cutting corners and bucking authority? And if those pen pushers up at City Hall don't like it, well, they can park their overpaid fat arses on this middle digit and swivel. Swivel until they squeal like pigs on a honeymoon!

No, I work in traffic control.

You lose points for the bottles being pretty much full.

Oh man, I would totally ruin those with coke!

My drawer contains an apple.

An apple of the people.

And red wine.

We need to go under the desk, then...

You can't ruin blended whiskey.

Silly man - Black Bush is lovely.

I'm sure it's ok, but putting a mixer in a single malt whisk[e]y is the worst thing anyone can do in the world.

I am so having JD and coke tonight. Although mine is just big standard regular JD, not the nicer fancy pants version. I will just have to have fancy pants wine as well (not at the same time... not again).

I pretty much only drink American whisky with mixers, and I pretty much only drink Scotch and Welsh whisky neat.

My latest thing is Dr Pepper with Woodford Reserve. It's delicious.

My other latest thing is the the cocktail Danielle invented over Christmas: spiced rum (I prefer Kraken, she prefers Captain Morgan), Coke or Sprite, lime, (so far, so Cuba Libra) -- plus Galliano. It's really nice. I mean, if you like vanilla. If you don't like vanilla then I have nothing but pity for you, you monster.

Oooh, I shall try that. Sounds nice.

To the Galliani store!

I knew there was a reason I loved you x

* Takes a glass of 40-year-old single cask whiskey, swills is slowly and sniffs *

* adds a can of Relentless energy drink *

* downs in one *

I always had Myp down as a Snowball kinda guy.

Nothing quite so manly.

I thought Cavey meant this sort of snowball

Wrong thread.

Nah, those bottles are too classy for the proper grizzled detective.

Strange coincidence, my boss offered me one of her drawers today.

My drawer is too narrow. Boo. I do however have Ardbeg on the shelf.

Oh man, that's seriously revolting.

I know my drawers are more full of quaint girly things, but look at the yummies:

Also, drawer of tea has brought about a further desk of tea.

That post-it is a record of how I might re-invent the spelling of the word 'worm' if I had brought it into the English language.