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 Post subject: Things I didn't expect PC world to say to me on the phone
PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 15:55 
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"Hi this is Steve from knowhow, your laptop will be back in the store on tuesday but it will be unrepaired as the engineers smelled urine on it and so it has been classed as a biohazard"

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 Post subject: Re: Things I didn't expect PC world to say to me on the phone
PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 15:58 
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Did you have an overheating problem?

Or did it get stung by a jelly fish?

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 Post subject: Re: Things I didn't expect PC world to say to me on the phone
PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 16:07 
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All I know is my business partner had a party and people got very drunk. It was suspected that it was a beer that got spilled on it. But now I'm not so sure...

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 Post subject: Re: Things I didn't expect PC world to say to me on the phone
PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 17:45 
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How are you still in partnership with this guy?

Don't buy a car, use the money to buy him out and kick him a bit in the shins as well.

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 Post subject: Re: Things I didn't expect PC world to say to me on the phone
PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:37 
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 Post subject: Re: Things I didn't expect PC world to say to me on the phone
PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:51 
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Can you dig it?

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mrak wrote:
But... urine is, by definition, sterile. :shrug:


Not if you've got a UTI

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 Post subject: Re: Things I didn't expect PC world to say to me on the phone
PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 18:03 
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Awww Derek, no, not that notoriously unprofessional mental business partner of yours? :(


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 Post subject: Re: Things I didn't expect PC world to say to me on the phone
PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 18:56 
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DerekFME wrote:
"Hi this is Steve from knowhow, your laptop will be back in the store on tuesday but it will be unrepaired as the engineers smelled urine on it and so it has been classed as a biohazard"


Are they taking the piss?


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 Post subject: Re: Things I didn't expect PC world to say to me on the phone
PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 13:34 
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Your laptop isn't one of these, is it?

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2 ... ude-e6430u

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