Be Excellent To Each Other

Techno techno techno techno

I heard you like Beex and pubs, so I put Beex in your pub so you can Beex while you pub.

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You fucking table reserving scumbags

I prefer the Rudo pub next door.

So apparently having beer pumps on the table and an ipad with a button on it that says 'bring me jagerbombs' is a good way to get really drunk. Who knew?

A dedicated Jagerbomb button? That's fucking terrifying; it should probably be illegal under some kind of health & safety law. I might be safe from the beer taps though because it turns out, from our recent visit to Taps, that I'm so fucking shit at pouring a pint I end up with half a pint of foam most times anyway.

Good work. I shall have to organise a pass next time.

Fucking TECHNOPUB is BEST PUB.

LOVE THE TECHNOPUB!

Also love being the clever person who did NOT drink said Jaegerbombs (or whatever the hell all the other shots were)

Oh oh oh, also love the oh look there's a jukebox on the puter tooooo

I also love my PIMP CUP.

PIMP CUP



Currently containing Pepsi Max that tastes a little like beer.

Pimp cup is GANGSTA. Did they give you that?

No, the Firefaerie of AWESOME got it for him

Can you introduce me to her?

I keep getting stuck with the rubbish one.

Stop using glue then

I can't find a decent Pimp Cup on Amazon. Is that plastic or made of metal? It looks like the latter.

It's a pewter wiccan chalice - eBay found it for me

No, you can't. That's why I got TFF to make me one, but she found me one instead.

Still counts.

"The best thirty seconds of my life!"

Pewter has lead in it. You're not supposed to drink out of pewter. Unless you like lead poisoning.

Edit -- Google suggests that might only be old pewter. Or possibly cheap pewter. I think we should watch to see if Grim... dies. If he does, it wasn't safe to drink from that cup.

Science!

Seconded.

WILD CARD: Grim... will be eating some of Craster's cooking tomorrow, and Cras has form for nearly killing Beexers. We'll need a control group.

Story request submitted.

You are going to LOVE this.

Cooked dinner at the second cottage meat. Said dinner was pork pibil, which involves the use of onion powder in the rub. One of the attendees is allergic, and was trundled off to hospital with a fairly serious reaction. This was pretty late, and we didn't actually know they'd gone. At something like 4am they came back from the hospital, and a very confusing conversation ensued with Ange shouting through the window of the room Grim... and I were sharing, us totally not understanding that she was actually locked outside the cottage rather than outside the bedroom door, and me eventually realising and going and letting her into the cottage in my boxers.

So the moral of the story is, eat my food and I'm going to end up taking my clothes off at some point.

Also, you should come to meets. You might not die.

Also, relatedly, I'm very pleased with my BBQ apron.

Wait, someone had a reaction serious enough to require a hospital visit and you never even noticed?

Yep, aren't they so observant and caring of their friends...

They didn't have their reaction until 3am ish.

Oh. I see. Well. That makes it all better then.

Note: it really doesn't.

Oh. I see. Well. That makes it all better then.

Note: it really doesn't.

The worst thing* about it was Malabar waking me up at 3am, leading to me stumbling out of my room in my pants, trying not to wake the baby**, so he could tell the hospital where we were situated, as the ambulance couldn't find us.







*Not the worst thing
** Not a euphemism

House be big, yo.

Obvious, but late,

More TECHNOPUB tonight! Turns out there's an upstairs that is much better as it's bigger, you can move around the tables to pour all the different types of beers / ciders, the table service is ten times quicker, AND there's a FREE pool table! I beat boys at pool. Yay.

My god, I've seen you play pool. They must have been TERRIBLE!

No, I just wasn't totally smashed!

(You git)