Be Excellent To Each Other

I thought I might just bring this to someone's attention, if they're intested. I can't see why we wouldn't want to know about a new game from Platinum Games since they're generally acebest, but this one is going to die on its arse like a Suda 51 game that isn't Killer 7.

This sort of description ain't going to win any fans I'll tell you that now:

ONLINE MULTIPLAYER BIG ACTION BRAWLER SWEARING FUCK SHIT PUNCH IN FACE

"Lets have a gander at this new game from BeeX's favourite developer, then"

Ok.



Looks alright, I guess, if a little bland for a Platinum thing. So where the fuck is it?

It's 3AM. You look down at the bottom of the bed from over the covers. A child's face at the bottom of the bed. Jet black eyes. No expression. Pale blue glossy face. You turn to your wife lying beside you. She's still sleeping. Do you wake her? You look back to the bottom of the bed and the face has gone. You breath a sigh of relief. You turn back to your wife. She's no longer in the bed. You turn back to the bottom of the bed. Empty darkness. You turn back to where your wife was. THE CHILD IS IN BED WITH YOU. Holding a copy of Anarchy Reigns.

Actually, I didn't need to summon 'er from The Ring cause I found it on PSN. £20 it said. That's strange, I said. Where's the fanfare, the boxed copy, the XBLA version? Probably on XBLA, I said. I was building quite the rapport.

So Anarchy Reigns. It's a thing that's out there in the ether. You won't buy it. Bayonetta might be in it, but you'll never know.

We will if we happen to look at the 'related videos' at the end of the clip.

Good god, you're right, man. Your internet skills are far greater than mine. Plus I got bored of the video I linked before it ended. Which is exactly what happened looking at the Bayonetta gameplay cause it looked a bit dull. She still gets nekked though. Phwoar, aye, guys and gals.

Looks dull.

Scraped reviews slightly higher than Aleons Cologne Water in the press a month back or so. Yahtzee did a video on it, but I can't remember what he said because his last few videos have been cack. Blucey hates it.