THE DAVPAZ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCMENT THREAD

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

I have passed my degree.

First Class, wiv Honours.

Check me out.

DavPaz's hat, from now on.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

All the best people get a 2:i. Also, congrats, you swot!

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:18

Awesome!

Have the top hat of cleverness: :hat:

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:18

Congratulations.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Good work, lad.

Also:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

All the best people get a 2:i. Also, congrats, you swot!

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:19

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

All the best people get a 2:i.

2:ii, I think you'll find.

But congratulations DavPaz! Well done!

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:20

Well done, chap!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:20

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

All the best people get a 2:i. Also, congrats, you swot!

No. They get 2:1's.

Well done DP.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

Thanks chaps.

You are all beneath me now. Except those of you with a Masters. Or a Phd. Or professional qualifications. Or High-Level NVQs.

Fine. I'm scum

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:28

You're do realise you're now over qualified for this forum. Get the fucking fuck out.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:31

Congrats...

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:32

Zardoz wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

All the best people get a 2:i. Also, congrats, you swot!

No. They get 2:1's.

Well done DP.

2:1s FTW.

Well done DavPaz!

HATS OR GTFO

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3285

What is this first class of which you speak? A lofty level indeed.

Good work. And too much of it!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

Zardoz wrote:

You're do realise you're now over qualified for this forum. Get the fucking fuck out.

Well, I've always known that, in my own humble way, but now it's confirmed.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Sickening. But congratulations! Wahoo! What course did you do?

edit: Wait, I have a Masters. Fuck you, DavPaz!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:44

*Glances at DavPaz*

*Glances at Door*

*Glances at DavPaz*

*Glances at clock*

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Zardoz wrote:

You're do realise you're now over qualified for this forum. Get the fucking fuck out.

Aye, but what will the zombie Dimrill eat if we get rid of all the people with brains?

Nice hat, is that a light switch incase you have an idea?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

jonarob wrote:

Sickening. But congratulations! Wahoo! What course did you do?

edit: Wait, I have a Masters. Fuck you, DavPaz!

"They didn't know what hit them... the earth shattering revelation came from out of the blue and changed their lives forever. Who would have expected DavPaz to have a degree in.... IT!?"

BSc Information Technology and Gaming Technology to be precise, from a tinpot uni too!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:48

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:59

WullieOoster wrote:

Aye, but what will the zombie Dimrill eat if we get rid of all the people with brains?

Well I've been keeping him quiet by feeding him Pink Angel Delight with Pork Pie Jelly.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:00

Well done.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16610

DavPaz wrote:

Thanks chaps.

You are all beneath me now. Except those of you with jobs.

Fine. I'm scum

FEEX

Well done though Mr DavPaz.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

markg wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Thanks chaps.

You are all beneath me now. Except those of you with jobs.

Fine. I'm scum

FEEX

Well done though Mr DavPaz.

Silly, you. I've been in gainful employment for over a decade, and studied part time.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Wait!

At first glance, this seemed like an achievement. BUT! I was just given a free muffin by the girl in Starbucks. Oh yeah.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

Craster wrote:

Wait!

At first glance, this seemed like an achievement. BUT! I was just given a free muffin by the girl in Starbucks. Oh yeah.

Well done! My academic bollocks is nothing compared to a tasty treat.

Who gives you a free muffin.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16610

DavPaz wrote:

markg wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Thanks chaps.

You are all beneath me now. Except those of you with jobs.

Fine. I'm scum

FEEX

Well done though Mr DavPaz.

Silly, you. I've been in gainful employment for over a decade, and studied part time.

My apologies, very well done in that case.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:14

Miss Malabar is bringing me a bacon bap at lunch. And I'm not paying for it. That is all.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

Malabar Front wrote:

Miss Malabar is bringing me a bacon bap at lunch. And I'm not paying for it. That is all.

Not with money, perhaps...

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:17

DavPaz wrote:

Malabar Front wrote:

Miss Malabar is bringing me a bacon bap at lunch. And I'm not paying for it. That is all.

Not with money, perhaps...

That's not a bad thing.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Depends whether the other thing is nookie or your sense of self worth.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:21

Craster wrote:

Depends whether the other thing is nookie or your sense of self worth.

Whichever. Free bacon.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

DavPaz wrote:

Silly, you. I've been in gainful employment for over a decade, and studied part time.

So does this mean a career change, or just better prospects where you are?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

Craster wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Silly, you. I've been in gainful employment for over a decade, and studied part time.

So does this mean a career change, or just better prospects where you are?

Better prospects elsewhere I think. Although, just having an IT job at the minute is a bonus, even if the wages are... insulting

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:31

What are you going to do with your P.E. certificate now?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Craster wrote:

Depends whether the other thing is nookie or your sense of self worth.

If I were married to someone who outearned me I would have no problems whatsoever with being a kept man. Self-worth be damned; there's lounging to be done.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I sort of meant the impact on your self-worth that would result from being strapped face down on a hostess trolley and repeatedly reamed with an enormous knobbly strap-on.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:38

Craster wrote:

I sort of meant the impact on your self-worth that would result from being strapped face down on a hostess trolley and repeatedly reamed with an enormous knobbly strap-on.

I don't think you understand - free bacon!

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:38

Craster wrote:

I sort of meant the impact on your self-worth that would result from being strapped face down on a hostess trolley and repeatedly reamed with an enormous knobbly strap-on.

WTF. She told me that webcam was off.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

Malabar Front wrote:

Craster wrote:

I sort of meant the impact on your self-worth that would result from being strapped face down on a hostess trolley and repeatedly reamed with an enormous knobbly strap-on.

WTF. She told me that webcam was off.

2 way mirrors man... amateur!

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:53

Grim... wrote:

:excellent:

I fundamentally concur with one caveat. All the most excellent people DON'T have degrees as they don't need bits of paper to confirm their excellence :DD

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:55

DBSnappa wrote:

Grim... wrote:

:excellent:

I fundamentally concur with one caveat. All the most excellent people DON'T have degrees as they don't need bits of paper to confirm their excellence :DD

Well, you know, this.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:55

DBSnappa wrote:

Grim... wrote:

:excellent:

I fundamentally concur with one caveat. All the most excellent people DON'T have degrees as they don't need bits of paper to confirm their excellence :DD

On the other hand, I don't have a degree.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38597

Fine!

*deletes thread*

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:00

DBSnappa wrote:

Grim... wrote:

:excellent:

I fundamentally concur with one caveat. All the most excellent people DON'T have degrees as they don't need bits of paper to confirm their excellence :DD

Although part of me wishes I had gone to uni, for the dossage.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16610

DBSnappa wrote:

Grim... wrote:

:excellent:

I fundamentally concur with one caveat. All the most excellent people DON'T have degrees as they don't need bits of paper to confirm their excellence :DD

Unless you're talking about brain surgeons and whatnot, in which case I think it's probably better if they have some bits of paper.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:02

markg wrote:

Unless you're talking about brain surgeons and whatnot, in which case I think it's probably better if they have some bits of paper.

Meh. It's not exactly rocket science.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:03

markg wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

Grim... wrote:

:excellent:

I fundamentally concur with one caveat. All the most excellent people DON'T have degrees as they don't need bits of paper to confirm their excellence :DD

Unless you're talking about brain surgeons and whatnot, in which case I think it's probably better if they have some bits of paper.

Well yes, but what I love most about medicine is you study for five years to be a Dr then another five years to be a Mr again.

We could have some comedy moments listing acronym titles after names now.

Off you go, all you well educated peeps.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:04

Malabar Front wrote:

markg wrote:

Unless you're talking about brain surgeons and whatnot, in which case I think it's probably better if they have some bits of paper.

Meh. It's not exactly rocket science.

Drums fingers waiting for DrG to make the obvious joke about mixing explosive liquids not being rocket science...

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

DBSnappa wrote:

Meh. It's not exactly rocket science.

Drums fingers waiting for DrG to make the obvious joke about mixing explosive liquids not being rocket science...[/quote]You seem to have done it for me.

In Germany, people who hold both a PhD and a Doctor of Medicine degree (think research clinicians) are technically addressed as "Dr Dr". I think that's ace.

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