BEEX WEEX Friday 13th (ooh!) July

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 13:37

This ain't my first real Beex Weex.
Yeah, I do them all the time.
'Dubya Tee Bee whinges 'bout three, well,
Mother fucker this is number nine!

Me and some guys I didn't know,
Joined a forum and we tried real hard.
Cavey quit, Comical got banned, now,
Two pounds a month won't get you that far.

So we fucking split...
Following our bearded hero!
Spent about a week,
Livin' in the World of Bistro.
But most of us have ended up right here.

This week we've talked 'bout Ghost Recon,
Rocksmith and mortgages too.
There's gonna be a new MAME challenge,
And there's more photos from the Beexbeetwo.

GazChap is naming pigs,
Bamba's got a puzzle that's hard!
Craster knows 'bout Zardoz' dick,
And DavPaz knows a proper retard.
This was the best day of their lives.

Oh yeah
Back in the cottage of '99 (give or take 12 years)
Ohhh

Well it seems Craster hates fucking sepia wash!
Looks like he needed to unwind.
We're all being ignored by Throughsilver! Throughsilver! No!

Damnit, there's not enough noms,
For me to finish this God damned song!
I hope you guys come through,
Or everything's prolly gonna go wrong.

Dimrill's got his crayons out,
Lots of people thought that one was clever,
Kern is using great big words,
Nomming this is the funniest thing ever!
This joke has totally touched my balls.

Vag rot!
Zardoz' mum loves 69
Un-huh
I'll still be fat when I'm 69, oh yeah
DP and the bailiffs in '69, ooooooooh...

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14508

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 13:44

That is fantastic

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 13:45

The bacon sandwich goes back in the pan! :metul:

Cavey · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 13:47

Quality mate

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 13:52

Brilliant!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 13:54

Whoops, put the noms one in twice.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14508

Grim... wrote:

Whoops, put the noms one in twice.

Yeah but songs have some repetition

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Nice.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22360

Now all we need is a drunken davpaz to record it sung slightly out of time...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38584

Maybe later

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14402

Grim... wrote:

This week we've talked 'bout Ghost Recon.

Ace work, but no one was talking about Ghost Recon. Just me. To myself. *glum*

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I just bought it. I was listening!

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