Them damn Lesbeons!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 17:07

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David Usher of the Center for Marriage Policy is out with a new column, “Our last chance to save traditional marriage,” lamenting that the Defense of Marriage Act wasn’t properly defended at the Supreme Court because it was “never argued that gay marriage is unequal and unconstitutional.”

Usher argues that if same-sex marriage is legal then women will marry other women and have children with men “by pretending they are using birth control when they are not.” “Entrapped men become economically-conscripted third parties to these marriages,” Usher writes, adding that women will also turn to the state for welfare benefits. Good heterosexual couples will be left “economically-disadvantaged” because they will be taxed to support the lesbian couples’

I for one WILL NOT STAND living in a world where innocent gay men are enslaved by cock hungry lesbeons who want babies.

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Since gay men and lesbian women will be having a bunch of kids, “schools will be aggressively promoting lifestyles that kill or disable children and infect innocent women and babies with HIV,”

NO! NOT THE BABIES! Evil lesbeons and their HIV schools of death and disability!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6612

So that's why my darn taxes are so high! Vast numbers of lesbians luring innocent men to their dooms, extracting their vital essences and holding them in some sort of vile economic slavery!

Mentski · **Joined:** 17th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 86

A lesbian lured me to my doom once.

I got better.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 18:20

I was lead to my doom by an lesbeon. I'd been looking for it for ages. Turns out I'd put it in my quake box by mistake.

*turns and smiles glassily at the camera*

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

I've not once been lured by an lesbeson. Not once!

I think that's clear justification for compensation - the government is obviously derelicting its duty by not effectively distributing lesbosians.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 18:37

Maybe they could conduct proper finger curling lessons for each parish. For to luring better.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

That isn't real, right? Right? Please? I can't even follow what he is trying to say half the time!

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 21:01

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lifestyles that kill or disable children

Wow.

I mean, there's no other word, is there?

Wow.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 21:02

Bobbyaro wrote:

That isn't real, right? Right? Please? I can't even follow what he is trying to say half the time!

Leave Dimrill alone!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 22:01

'ks ake! You post one link to an report detailing the downfall of the human race via HIV disability lesbeon's and an gay's babies and people think it's made up!

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

I believe you. The others have probably already been infected, I heard it makes you disbelieve this kind of thing. Like those snail parasites that make them climb into birds' mouths or whatever.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 23:22

I think the main thing we ought to consider is that Jimmy Somerville hasn't been seen for years, and I swear I heard a muffled Smalltown Boy being sung when I was last near Gill's house.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10173

That was probably just Wullie though.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Aug 23, 2013 23:53

I tell yer, that woman won't be happy until the entire surface of the planet is covered in disabled HIV babies crawling into birds' mouths. And that's why we should be allowed to keep being dicks to gayness.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Aug 24, 2013 0:13

*runs away*

*turns away*

*runs away*

*turns away*

*runs away*

Be Excellent To Each Other

Them damn Lesbeons!

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