Doc for a day

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:35

What would you do if you woke up this morning and found you were Doctor Richard Gaywood?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:36

I'd photograph my cornflakes and shout.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:36

Make some proper pesto, finish my end of the wormhole and change the "Adobe Flash Smartphone" thread title to something more appropriate

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:37

I'd adjust the rear view mirror in my car.

nickachu · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:38

Shout.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:42

First of all I'd jump down off the bed, jog all the way to the bathroom and climb up the toilet to have a poo.

Then I'd hire a taxi to the kitchen so I could eat breakfast.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12340

Withdraw all my money and transfer it to Mr Russell ready for when I change back.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Take all of my Apple branded gear to Cash Converters and spend the money I receive on really poor quality, overpriced, feature-barren tech from PC World or Comet. I'd take out the extended warranty on all of it. Then I'd carefully set it all up at home exactly as the Apple stuff was set up.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:48

I'd play RE:5 campaign / Mercenary mode with Zardoz, like I said I would.

Hang on, who would be me?

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6614

WTB wrote:

Take all of my Apple branded gear to Cash Converters and spend the money I receive on really poor quality, overpriced, feature-barren tech from PC World or Comet. I'd take out the extended warranty on all of it. Then I'd carefully set it all up at home exactly as the Apple stuff was set up.

Jeez, that's harsh.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:49

I'd lick my balls.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6614

Zardoz wrote:

I'd play RE:5 campaign / Mercenary mode with Zardoz, like I said I would.

Hang on, who would be me?

If I've understood this correctly, Mr Russell's dog.

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:49

Zardoz wrote:

I'd play RE:5 campaign / Mercenary mode with Zardoz, like I said I would.

Hang on, who would be me?

Thread idea!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:50

Squirt wrote:

If I've understood this correctly, Mr Russell's dog.

A Jack Russell?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Mr Dave wrote:

I'd lick my balls.

Best joke set up and execution ever.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Find some other Doctor Richard Gaywoods to shag I suppose. Actually this is Hull, there's probably a good many human women about who'd be up for it.

/edit am I a boy Doctor Richard Gaywood or a girl Doctor Richard Gaywood?

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:52

WTB wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

I'd lick my balls.

Best joke set up and execution ever.

Hehehe!

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

This thread is laugh out load hilarious!

:DD

Good work, ladies.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Squirt wrote:

WTB wrote:

Take all of my Apple branded gear to Cash Converters and spend the money I receive on really poor quality, overpriced, feature-barren tech from PC World or Comet. I'd take out the extended warranty on all of it. Then I'd carefully set it all up at home exactly as the Apple stuff was set up.

Jeez, that's harsh.

Damn, I forgot the £64.99 gold-plated HDMI cables! I could always trade in that media remote control I'm always banging on about.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 13:56

kalmar wrote:

I'd adjust the rear view mirror in my car.

Oh that's subtle :DD

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